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[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Folks we're launching an executive order packet tonight that makes it illegal to have touchpad bowling alley computers. It's only mechanical keyboards. It's very big. Very exciting. You can eat your chicken wings on the lanes, they're very good, very good folks, as MUCH sauce as you want without screwing up the screen."

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nixon put in a bowling alley into the White House. I actually wonder if Trump's ever bowled. And if so - did he ever bowl in the White House?

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hes packing a hell of a counterweight to his advantage if those tennis pics are anything to go by.

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And who is going to clean the sauce from beneath the keys, mr DRUMPF?!

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

No one will clean the keys because of woke I'm afraid l.