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[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago

Look! Corn!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Wait. "Eye contact." Doesn't that imply that the sun has eyes?

ARE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME THE SUN HAS HAD EYES THIS WHOLE TIME?

[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

well, did you check it doesn't?

[–] cron@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Please don't use a telescope to check, otherwise you will have no eyes.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends on the telescope really

[–] cron@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, there are some that are equipped with filters to prevent burning your eyes.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

There's a guy that I used to follow that has some absolutely amazing videos of the sun.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Why do you think it's always depicted wearing sunglasses? It has eyes, and its vision has been damaged from UVC exposure, hence the need for corrective lenses. Sunglasses are just glasses for the sun.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Teletubbies were on to something

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Of course it does most people are just too afraid to look.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In addition: at some unknown, future time of its choosing, it will expand and consume the earth.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes.

If there was an atmosphere to carry the sound, the sun would be screaming at us at just over 100db.

For reference, sounds at 85db can start causing hearing damage after only 8hrs of exposure.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can look at the sun. It's not illegal.

[–] ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

It’s free and the cops can’t stop you, like rotating cows in your mind.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're asking the platform full of autistic people why they aren't upset by not having to maintain eye contact with something? I think that's actually one of the many positive attributes of the sun.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

As part of the normie brained section of Lemmy, I, too, do not wish to make eye contact with the sun.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Every once in a while it hides behind the other orb in the sky (they're the same size, which is weird), and you can stare at it then. E-clips, I think they are called.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We're running noclip most of the time

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

I heard that i-clips are shiny with old tech and 2x the price, so I want.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck those "Jesus clips". Every time you have to remove an e-clip it fucks off to the void.

[–] vivi@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

you still shouldn't stare at it. it's quite rude to do at an embarrassing moment like that :)

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

The sun is shy please respect that.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

You totally can, in the same way that you can drink bleach or mix pills and alcohol, you’re allowed to, it’s just a stupid thing to do.

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That’s because the sun is a cognitohazard. You are not supposed to look at it, you discount D-class buffoon!

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Who says you can't make eye contact with sun... You can \s

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

It’s not that we’re not allowed to look at it, it’s that we have oodles of evidence on how severely damaged our vision becomes when we do look directly at it without sufficient protection, and anyone with two functional neurons to rub together isn’t going to be doing any looking unless they are wearing the appropriate vision protection.