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I'm a Ukrainian Zionist. A lot of people don't know this, but Ukraine is actually a lost tribe of Israel. They built the pyramids before using that knowledge to build Kiev.
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That was actually Church-pyramid-castle-gorod-ziggurat, Ukraine confirmed as the birtplace of humanity and the real Atlantis
The Kurgan hypothesis famously states that the copper age culture that first spoke Proto-Indo-European lived very specifically within the internationally recognized borders of modern day Ukraine. They definitely did not migrate from the territory of any other modern-day country to the Pontic-Caspian steppe in a way that would cast doubt on the idea that Ukraine was the true birthplace of PIE. They also definitely did not live on both sides of Ukraine's arbitrary modern borders in a way that would cast doubt on the idea that Ukraine was the true birthplace of PIE. Archaeologists and linguists are also obviously all in complete consensual agreement about how the location of the Proto-Indo-European urheimat is a completely solved problem and thankfully no longer a point of contention that might never have a clear and easy answer.
Jeez, aren't we so lucky that human prehistory is so simple and lets me construct a nationalist narrative for a country that wouldn't even exist until like five millennia later?
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indo-european langagues were a mistake and i want to find at least one modern nation state that we can hold 100% responsible
[insert meme graph about "hole left by the christian dark ages" but it's "hole left by the needlessly complicated grammar dark ages"] we would have had FALGSC a thousand years ago if the milk drinkers has just stayed in their corner and not bothered west/south eurasia with their bendy verbs
Grover Furr continues to be correct
Not many people know this but the region that would become Ukraine was actually inhabited by The Precursors from Mass Effect
Also the Forerunners from Halo, but this was all lost when Адам and Єва (those were their true names) were cast out from едем, which I understand to be somewhere in modern day Kyiv
They also had wizards and spacemen and Gilgamesh
Hotep but for Ukraine is the natural conclusion of the west's pro-Ukraine self-brainwashing
I like tall women as much as the next guy but Amazons co star in the Greek myths with centaurs and shit because they're a kind of psycho sexual projection of Ancient Greek misogyny and an extrapolation of tales of encounters with the less sexually segregated nomadic peoples to their north and not a literal thing that existed.
Yeah, ancient Greek accounts of groups like the Scythians are wild, it's all like "They're horrible savage barbarians, doing savage, animalistic things like eating raw meat and not oppressing their women."
Didn’t they invent that nonsense about Scythian women cutting off their breasts to shoot a bow? And nobody would do that ever?
Yeah, I think so. It's complete nonsense. I have a friend who is rather busty, and she also does archery as a hobby, it's a weird nonsensical claim just made to other them. But it pushes a common idea that the Greeks and Romans had about other societies, that they must do something horribly wrong to their women, to justify their own cruelties.
What’s incredible is we have found war weapons and stuff among the grave goods of women, so we do have hard evidence that some warrior women of the steppes did exist.
Which also probably added to their tales. Can’t have “your” woman getting the idea of picking up a bow and solving her problems on her terms. Emulating those “other, dangerous women.”
Yeah man wonder woman is from Ukraine, read the newest issues.
Well, if you mean Gal Godot, then this is just back to Khazar theory, which some of the same people support...
Is he trying to call Scythians Amazons and saying that Ukraine is where they lived or something? What the fuck is this man on
Ukro-nazi oligarch money, provided by the American taxpayers?
well this definitely won't discredit all his previous anticommunist bullshit about Stalin or anything
It won’t. Zenz is an extremist Christian fundamentalist with profoundly anti-Semitic views with obsessions regarding the end times and people still cite him after years of people pointing out that he doesn’t even speak Chinese and used google translate for his “evidence”
Ah marde, I should rlly read Blood Lies after hearing this clown's becoming more famous by the hour.
Meanwhile, Ukraine in pre-history
ancient ukraliens built the pyramids
Ukraine is actually where they made the ooze that created the Ninja Turtles
This dork probably doesn't even factor in that most Ukraini Amazon's died in the war between Lemuria and Ultama Thule
Timmy to lead the new Ukrainian Ahnenerbe organization.
Well, at least we might get a new Indy movie out of it. Indiana Jones: The search for Banderas lost Totem(kopf)
Few people know this, but in ancient times, the region that is now Ukraine was actually the Klingon homeworld.