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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 22 hours ago

I found the best way is coconut oil and a wok. Pops pretty much all of it, rarely burns any.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

no wonder they call you the popcorn princess

[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Stop making your popcorn in the microwave!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I feel like bananas are the same way:

too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, perfectly ripe for an hour, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Did you mean to say "avocadoes"? Got 2 rotting in my fridge right now. :(

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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

In the interim- fruit flies fruit flies fruit flies...

I've given up on keeping fresh fruit around.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

I think you're thinking about avocados

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

Bananas here last about three days of perfect, then become merely good for a few more

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

I have a popcorn popping machine like what they have in theaters. I was going to sell it because it takes up way too much space and I need the money, but then I tested it out and it is one of my favorite things. When I have cravings, I flood it full of perfectly cooked, salted, and oiled popcorn within minutes, and fill an 8 qt Instant Pot pot because cylinder shapes hold more popcorn than bowl shapes can.

Sometimes the adult thing to do is have popcorn for dinner.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Make it in a pot. The taller the pot, the less popped corn will be touching the bottom, so less is burnt as the others take time to finish. 👌

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alternatively, put 3 or so corns in the pot, wait for them to pop, then add the rest. They should all go quickly then without a chance to burn.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

That's exactly what I do.

What I mean by making them in the pot is that the popped corn rise from the bottom (pushed up by newly popped kernels), also without a chance to burn, whereas in a microwave all the corn will continue to be zapped by the electromagnetic waves even after being popped, for a significantly higher risk of burning.

Even if you keep the pot too long in the stove/hob, only the very bottom layer of corn will burn. 👍

[–] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
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[–] KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stovetop every time babe♡

Can't be beat ♡

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

I only just noticed your username. Lmao

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I put our (cheap) air popper in a big box so it cant really "miss the bowl" :D

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And put sugar in the pot as soon as the first kernel starts to pop!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Very burnt popcorn is such a horrific smell and it takes so long to go away.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

But a little burnt(I do man a little) is awesome!

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

2 minutes and 13 seconds exactly for my popcorn.

It took several tries

[–] SpicyTaint@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Am I weird for liking slightly burnt popcorn? I'm not being sarcastic, it's so good.

I like a little scorch, but it's too fine of a line that I don't bother attempting it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Yes but we like weird

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about burnt toast?

I've met a few that enjoyed it

[–] SpicyTaint@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You fuckin bet your ass I love me some burnt ass bread. Especially if it's sourdough garlic bread. Char that motherfucker and scrape the roof of my mouth all god damn day.

[–] trash_goblin@piefed.zip 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Guys, you just listen and wait until there's three seconds between pops, then it's done.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I knew what that link was before even opening it. 🍿💦💨🪄

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't click it but it's Technology Connections, right?

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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Popcorn tastes so much better when you overcook it in the break room microwave at work.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Ok, so what you rule over Popcorn? What is there to Popcorn? What kinds do you even make?

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I can smell this post and the disappointment.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

Literally me last night.

Stopped it at 3:37:30, so only seared a small section at the bottom.

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago

If rule 34 is for porn, then rule 37 is for corn

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine making microwave popcorn. Smh

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I make stovetop popcorn in the microwave.

The real trick is to actually read the god damn directions, which tell you to not let the time go all the way and stop the process once the kernels are popping longer than 1 second apart. If, once it starts popping, 1 full second goes by without a pop, it's done.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Technology concessions did an episode on this. Those instructions are for the lowest common denominator of microwaves.

If your microwave has a popcorn setting that uses sensors, is almost always the best option. Some use humidity, some use a microphone, some use both.

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[–] trash_goblin@piefed.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can't hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.

[–] 123@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Fake, 3:37 should still have some un-popped kernels.

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