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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I sometimes eat raw pasta when I'm cooking pasta and I'm impatiently checking if it's ready after 2 minutes

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I love pasta too much. damn...I got to lose some weight...!

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I once ate a whole 500g bag. I was 17 and a god somehow I got away without even so much as a stomach ache.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how?! I ate 20 pieces and threw up...!

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 1 month ago
[–] the_wonderfool@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Occasionally, when cooking pasta. But I eat it always very al dente, so in kind of used. And every time if I make gnocchi. Raw gnocchi are as good as cooked!

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

raw gnocchi is the best! I thought it was pronounced g-NOCH-i and not no-chi. and not me being 75% italian...!

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait I thought it was pronounced nyo-ki? Maybe it's my Aussie accent

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

it is, I just spelled it weird

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, but I eat raw workers while pasting.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

their skin?

[–] DearMoogle@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No I don’t think so, just raw instant noodles

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

ramen is my favorite. been trying to stop eating that, but...I still have 3 packets left...!

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sometimes, and I regret it every time. You'd think I'd have learned by now..

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

haha...I can't eat too much. I haven't learned either....!

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

No, not while working…

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't browse privately at work and I don't eat raw pasta at work. Some things should only be done when home, I mean come on.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

who said anything about browsing privately? also, I work mostly from home, rarely in the office. eating raw pasta at work would be...interesting.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just needed an example for things that should definitely not be carried out at work. We all eat raw pasta from time to time. But the colleagues just wouldn't understand...

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Not just while working, but yeah, I regularly eat raw pasta since I've been a small child :>

[–] nil@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I ate pasta raw when I was really hungry and had nothing that's actually edible in my room. It tasted horrible, never again.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Raw uncooked ramen is pretty good imo. It's used in some salad recipes.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago

While cooking

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That sounds incredibly unpleasant to the teeth and with sn awful sound to boot

[–] m3t00@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

snacked on baby carrots to break my chip habit. started craving carrots. eh

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

they taste good, at least.