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[–] hikaru755@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

my exact reaction: AI slop

also my option isn't even on there

[–] liran@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

leaves the girls belted in

If I'm ever in a relationship again, I'm finding a way to drop this line. That's hilarious.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

If I’m ever in a relationship again

I could learn from that optimism.

[–] Suru@mander.xyz 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.

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[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

18 at home, 20 when with homies

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

But with your socks still on, right?

Right?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

20

Stop denying yourselves over shame.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Datz@szmer.info 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 26 points 5 days ago

20 at home, 18 when away.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Nice try, FBI.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

My life progression so far.

  • 3 Pre-teens
  • 18 Teens
  • 16 Early Twenties (six pack days)
  • 20 ~24-47 (more like a keg for most of it)
  • 2 in summer 1 in winter From age 47 to today because I moved to Wyoming and sleeping naked gets chilly. Six pack is back, which is nice.
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

47

Six pack is back.

Dayum, good for you!

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] TurtlePunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

it's a natural 20

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 3 days ago

20, if I can. 1, when it's chilly.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)
  1. Occasionally 9. I can't imagine sleeping in a bra, that seems dreadfully uncomfortable.
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wouldn't sleep with a bra, either. It's just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I'm a cis male, though.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

Nah this is accurate.

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[–] kokoto@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

To me sleeping in a bra is like trying to sleep with glasses on

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 4 days ago

The first 3 girlfriends i had, always slept in their bras. So i just assumed that was normal. I haven't met anyone who does that ever since, and thinking about it, it seems like torture

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Most women don't sleep in bras. Or as I call them "titty jail".

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 5 days ago

The Donald Duck

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 points 5 days ago

I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.

[–] Colonel_Panic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago

Twenny all night erry night

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

20 unless it's really cold

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[–] KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

20, 10 when cold (feels a bit Kowalski-ish though)

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

10 is highly illegal

[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.

Now it's 17.

[–] king_comrade@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 11 points 5 days ago (5 children)

List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.

Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.

There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago
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