this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Come on, make me feel like a man. I'll start:

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 50 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He finally got his chores done so he can waste time with his friends!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago

Took him 40 years but he did do them, eventually.

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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 44 points 18 hours ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 119 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

My youngest niece is a princess. Ever since she was a toddler, she has wanted to play all of the stereotypical princess games. I love it so much.

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[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 164 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 32 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's not even a 'Hell yeah' that's a 'FUCK YEAH!!'

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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 12 points 18 hours ago

the campus police go through the lot every day giving out parking tickets and it's been there for literally 2 weeks they don't care about it 😆

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 106 points 23 hours ago (4 children)
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I can't believe I remember this. You got the whole album or just this one ?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus. When was this from?? 2010?

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[–] muxika@lemmy.ml 39 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)
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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I was just in that map the other day - I know exactly where it is!

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 22 hours ago (12 children)

First I thought of boobs. But not all men are straight. Then I thought of this:

If you're not thinking "hell yeah" you're not a real man. Which is totally fine by the way (the not being a real man part. Not liking cats is totally not ok, you psycho. Cats are awesome)

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 21 points 18 hours ago
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 107 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 30 points 20 hours ago

For a very particular type of man

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 114 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 230 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 108 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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