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Come on, make me feel like a man. I'll start:

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[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 113 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] KrenkoMobBoss@piefed.social 30 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago

I think this is one of those cases where I ignore the providence of the image for the entertainment value.

Certainly preferable to some other AI slop people produce.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why is this heavily downvoted

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

It fake, bro. That beer is made of renderite.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is an incredibly consistent AI image if that's true, can you read the language or know something that I'd have missed?

[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Beer is way too heavy for what you see, the jacket should be sagging under its weight

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Also, where does the straw go? It just stops at the entrance.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

It looks like he's sucking on the drawstring of the hood, like little kids do.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Fair points, I'm sold

[–] percent@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

I can read some of it. The text on the front of his jacket says "tsingtao". Hope this helps!

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They do make jackets like this.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Quilted like that? Where the arms have beer that's at the same level as the chest? Without sagging like a mofo because of the beer's weight? With a regular straw that doesn't reach? Without any residue in the vinyl above?

Here's what it looks like, functional, holding chili.

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/PjUEee9gfaWqVMQ9x92f4M.jpg

You're looking at a commonly slopped image.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

The chili stuit for reference is golden

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] verdi@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"With hearts as spoiled as boiled beer." the last unicorn

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a parka, you'd only be wearing it if you were outside on a cold day anyway. He's wearing it indoors in the photo, but that's AI. In reality, he'd be outside.

Is this what we can expect in the future? Serious discussions over the details of AI photographs? This whole world is fucking screwed.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

incorrect. he is outside, under a roof.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

So the cold weather is his refrigeration system.

Maybe it's long island iced tea?

"Can you get back home with your own two legs" challenge.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Don't let the poms here you

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ghost@literature.cafe 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

"You don't drink beer, you only rent it."

I've had that thought every single time I've used a urinal in a bar, for my entire life.

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That seems like a strange way to drink beer. Please post more info

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, like where can you get one of these, just so I can avoid it? Looks like a Temu or AliExpress offering. I'll go check it out, and make sure I know where to avoid it from.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I dont know if drinking is the best association with being a man, but... Sure.