I have no idea who this is and after I looked them up I still have no idea.
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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She’s a pop singer who was married to the cop from Stranger Things. Then they got divorced, and she wrote an album about it. In the album, she put him on blast for having a sex dungeon full of toys for his hookers. It apparently really embarrassed him, but he has refused to publicly comment on it. And now she’s releasing her new album on buttplug shaped USBs, to further needle at him.
That's fucked up of her.
He cheated on her with hookers, but her singing about it is fucked up? Am I browsing 4chan?
Look I'll be that guy. Someone cheats - drop em. Say your piece. Whatever. But if you are making a book deal on it... Or profiteering off the situation? That's subhuman.
If he did that? Piece of shit, absolutely.
But if shes taking creative license and publicising her "side of the story"... And looking to profit off it? Nah. You lost me. If anything it sounds like they deserved each other. I sure as fuck would steer clear of both of em.
You have two consenting adults acting like anything but.
Her brother, whom she lampooned in Alfie for being lazy, etc., absolutely skyrocketed to fame w/ GoT (Reek) shortly after the track came out... and he's arguably a better human being than this mid-talent focus-whore. 🤷🏼♂️
You can get a pig destroyer butt plug on band camp, looked like good quality
Health sell one too !
That base is insufficiently flared. I get that they're not meant to actually be used as buttplugs, but given that there are so many flat out dangerous buttplugs out there in the world, I feel like if you're going to use the image of them in order to be edgy and in the news, you should at least represent a proper buttplug
Lets be honest, that whole thing is barely thicker than a finger. Novelty would be a stretch or rather no stretch.
Someone will though.
Nobody else manages to be simultaneously posh and trashy quite like Lily Allen.
Posh?
She’s West London entertainment royalty. She just affects a mockney (and occasionally dodgy Jamaican) accent to be more “street”, innit.
We're USAmericans, we have an incredible inferiority complex and think white people accents are fancy.
Good to see physical media making something of a comeback!
All over your back, really. 🤷🏼♂️
News flash. Who gives a fuck about famous people's relationships. We all have our own problems to give time to, not this dumb stuff. They sure as hell don't care about us.
Panis et circenses.
Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?
Trick question I did that shit last year.
I'm in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.
That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.
Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.
"Secondary trauma" is fucking real. 🥹
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Put West End Girl in your Best End, Girl
South side 👉👇👈
It's like bad prophecy: When the moon is full, the West shall be in the South
Healthcare workers now hate this lady.
This man is beautiful and I want to look into his eyes every day
Don't.
Do.
That.
Yet.
Unless?
You
crave
Data
Rectally
Injected
And
Goodbye
For your
Corporate espionage is about the get a lot more exciting.
That woman is magnificent.
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