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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives (consequence.net)

submitted 1 month ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nobody else manages to be simultaneously posh and trashy quite like Lily Allen.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Posh?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago

She’s West London entertainment royalty. She just affects a mockney (and occasionally dodgy Jamaican) accent to be more “street”, innit.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago

We're USAmericans, we have an incredible inferiority complex and think white people accents are fancy.