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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She’s a pop singer who was married to the cop from Stranger Things. Then they got divorced, and she wrote an album about it. In the album, she put him on blast for having a sex dungeon full of toys for his hookers. It apparently really embarrassed him, but he has refused to publicly comment on it. And now she’s releasing her new album on buttplug shaped USBs, to further needle at him.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He cheated on her with hookers, but her singing about it is fucked up? Am I browsing 4chan?

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Was it cheating or was she in on it?

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Look I'll be that guy. Someone cheats - drop em. Say your piece. Whatever. But if you are making a book deal on it... Or profiteering off the situation? That's subhuman.

If he did that? Piece of shit, absolutely.

But if shes taking creative license and publicising her "side of the story"... And looking to profit off it? Nah. You lost me. If anything it sounds like they deserved each other. I sure as fuck would steer clear of both of em.

You have two consenting adults acting like anything but.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look I'll be that guy. Someone cheats - drop em. Say your piece. Whatever. But if you are making a book deal on it... Or profiteering off the situation? That's subhuman.

Subhuman is when you express your life experiences creatively as a commercial artist. Very cool, very hinged take.

I remember when I first listened to Fleetwood Mac's Rumors and thought "This isn't one of the greatest raw emotional albums of all time, no, this is disgusting subhuman noise. Keep cheating men's private sins private"

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I remember when I first listened to Fleetwood Mac's Rumors and thought "This isn't one of the greatest raw emotional albums of all time, no, this is disgusting subhuman noise. Keep cheating men's private sins private"

Do point out to me where I said keep anyone's anything private. I said the act of publicly profiting off of their side of a story was the sub human act. It is, quite literally, selling a story which may (and frequently is) embellished at the others expense.

This isn't making lemonade with lemons... Its shit human behavior. And before you forget that I pointed it out: so was the cheating. Thus: they deserved each other.

But yes: read half of my statement and distill it into "woman bad" or whatever nonsense you were ragebaiting over.

Very cool, very hinged take.

Indeed.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is literally Taylor Swift’s whole oeuvre. Everyone deals with breakups their own way, some people write long overly descriptive songs and profit off of salacious lyrics.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Id argue that she also had something of a bit of musical talent and ability to write other songs as well... But on that note - I'd still express the same opinion. Regardless of who you are or even what your standing is - using a public platform to effectively slander another individual while you air your (interpersonal) grievances isn't... acceptable. Weve seen many examples of why that shouldn't be a thing. I understand the draw... But it doesn't make it right - or a good thing to do.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Fully agree. You'd have to be a bigger piece of shit than cheating and having a sex dungeon.

Possibly hiring hookers might be enough though... 🤔

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Christianity is when you think it's okay to make art about your own life experiences, even if it makes someone else look bad, but not cheat on your partner. Got it.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Christianity is the birth of (and myth of) enforced monogamy.

And the idea that sex workers (and their clients) should be demonized

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Should probably go about it consensually with your partner though, no?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl -2 points 1 day ago

Yes, but if your partner isn't open to it, it kinda forces you to lie.

Anyway, your partner doesn't need to give you consent to fuck someone else. That's not consent, that's a controlling toxic relationship. The only person that needs to give you consented is that person in that body

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

I had a listen to the album and frankly it sounded like the cheating was the least of her problems with him.