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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives (consequence.net)

submitted 2 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 107 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago

Trick question I did that shit last year.

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 27 points 2 days ago

I'm in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.

Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

"Secondary trauma" is fucking real. 🥹

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