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[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the last thing the gorpcore community needs is more newbies like you coming in who don't understand the culture!

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Hey, I've been gorping most of my life. Sorry not all of us can jump on the bandwagon of the latest gorptech

[–] dead@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I looked up gorpcore. GORP is another name for trailmix snack, acronym "Good Ole Raisin and Peanuts". Gorpcore describes when people wear outdoor recreation clothing (such as hiking boots and puffy jackets) for the purpose of casual street clothing.

[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Oh, the Vancouver uniform.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

can't tell if this is real or not but i've decided to believe it is. studentenfuttercore. SFC.

how about GORPW(PC)core and it's good old raisins and peanuts and wine (in a plastic cup), and it's about wearing the stuff you'd wear to your friend's opening at the university art gallery but you're wearing it as casual street wear

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

This describes like 75% of the population here in Norway lmao

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thrift thrift thrift. The old stuff is higher quality than the new stuff (if maintained), and the new stuff is v expensive. For instance I live where it’s cold AF and thrifted a parka for $30 that needed a good wash, but would otherwise be $300. Just go for cost and utility, and if someone compliments it be super aloof about its origins, because of how little you care. “Oh this thing? Yeah I just got it to prep for hiking k2 (smoking k2).”

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Would you also recommend a second hand bike helmet to complete the look?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Would you use a secondhand condom? Gorp safe or don't gorp at all.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Out of character PSA

For the benefit of anyone who doesn't know; bike helmets lose their ability to protect after a single fall/crash. They can have microfractures that you cannot see such that 2nd hand bike helmets must always be assumed to be compromised.

Be cool, don't wear a helmet comrade-fly

(for slow speed general transit that is. helmets are essential for racing, bmx and mountain biking)

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Definitely. Or hard hat

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

fashion is dumb as hell

[–] towhee@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

your life starts to revolve around giardia. if there is a life action you could take that increases your probability of contracting giardia you have to take it. see a puddle? drink from it

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know if I see a puddle I'm going to gorp from that thing

[–] towhee@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

breaking the bit to relate that GORP stands for "good ol' raisins & peanuts", referring to a simple & cheap trailmix evoking a minimalist/oldschool approach to enjoying the outdoors

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

So that's what it means. I guess I'm gorpin' for real then

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

me: sees puddle

me: *gorp gorp gorp*

shiesty and a switched glock

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At first I though this was a serious post until I saw...

229.95 AU$

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Ninja edit

Oops. Is this a serious post after all? That's ~$150 in the US.

OP - you could crosspost to c/fashion.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is not a serious post, I just saw the word 'Gorpcore' and thought it was funny. This is only expensive because it's cycling gear from the brand Canyon

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

An even better name would be Trailmixcore. Maybe that term will be used eventually for raves in the wilderness.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

That's how things would pan out. Trailmixcore is the name for people who just like the aesthetic and gorpcore is for people that actually enjoy the outdoors

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact, in Australia we call trail mix 'scroggin'

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

scroggin

To my American ears I would have guessed that was a kink sex act.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

One involving a lightly shaken can of Foster's and the phrase "thunder down under"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

And then—

Oh, that would be fedposting under American federal law. As for state laws? I don't know. But surely Texas too. All the red states I reckon.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as we're not getting into World According to Garpcore -- book or movie

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

We might get a movie. Hollywood could be spying on us. A book seems far less likely to me.

Move to Boulder, Colorado, the gorp Mecca.