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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] WeeneyTodd@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not an argument, it's just contradiction!

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 33 points 2 months ago

No it isn't

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

sorry I can't read "gif not available".

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Me when when someone else takes over my argument for me 🥰

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

staying silent because the other dude got even better arguments

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

breathing a sigh of relief that you were right cuz you were about to start making shit up

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

These fools think we read our inboxes and don't just mark all as read

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

[laughs in muting replies on Piefed]

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

If its over five comments I click mark all as read.

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[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

🍌 🍛 🥓 🍕

Edit: for people who don’t know banana curry pizza with ham is a real dish in Sweden. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/bananas-and-curry-on-pizza-thats-how-the-swedish-do-it-180984961/

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

🪱🧴🍕

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you're not starting an argument. You're just bad at ragebait

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trolling is as old as the internet.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

trolling is a pretty new invention made up on Instagram

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I see what you did there.

[–] Cannon_Connoisseur@literature.cafe 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think, therefore I am......

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago

Therefore he was. A shart.

Hmmmmm.... Do you have any proof that he was not a sober poop?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I think, therefore I am......

a fucking dumbass that's what

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah thats the guy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You remind me of all the leftist Linux nerds here who believe socialism/communism and Linux are viable/worthwhile systems when they're obviously not feasible in the real world.

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I read this and started writing an actual reply. I am not a smart man.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a hard time imagining what reply there could even be. Sorry, I'm just really tired of people unfairly demonizing the rich and promoting useless shareware operating systems.

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The most widely used operating systems in the world are based on unix/linux. Android (the most used OS in the world), MacOS, iOS, ESXi (as well as most hypervisors that aren't hyper-v) are all based on Linux/Unix. That's not even mentioning routers, switches, load balancers, and other high performance networking equipment. Other critical internet infrastructure (like root DNS servers) are all based on Unix or Unix-derivitives.

Just because it's not a widely used desktop OS doesn't mean that Linux/unix aren't relevant.

Not sure if you're being serious or not, but I've personally had very little issue with gaming on Linux. To the Unix/Linux folks, windows 11 feels like a trash heap of bugs and blue screen crashes that suck.

To be fair though: Desktop Linux isn't for everyone. Making generalized statements about Linux is silly when you aren't a Linux user. Feel free to keep doing it, though. And if this was bait: 10/10

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

They are being sarcastic.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago

Hey, watch what you're sayi—waaaaiiit a miinnnuuute

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Windows is a mental disorder.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 months ago

The healthcare we need, but don't deserve.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

These are both surprisingly apt.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

check out Antarctica, liberal.

[–] pornpornporn@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

You win the ragebait thread 🏆

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That annoying pos Tuvix deserved to die, any captain should have shot it on sight.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

any captain worth their salt wouldn't bother the time

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Well first, I was on drugs at the time.
But second, you don’t think that wide nose with the flared nostrils, the hooded eyelids, and the smarmy smile that screams “I have no respect for humanity” makes them resemble each other?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

listen here you little shit...

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's like tossing a grenade into a room and walking away.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cool guys don't look at fireballs they tossed in the room.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

it wouldn't explode, do you even know how grenades work???

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