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[–] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

Kneeling down, cutting off a fallen IDF soldier's balls like a dog tag, solemnly shaking your head, then covering up the head of the penis with a small sheet.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a random twitter user posted, the obsession with sperm extraction suddenly makes sense if you view it through the lens of thinking that racial purity is very important.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And it also makes sense that they wouldn't have just frozen sperm before deployment - they believe their enemy is weak and they are invincible. It simply doesn't occur to them that they might die when faced with Palestinian resistance.

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of weirdo doesn't have a quart in the freezer at home?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somebody who only wants to drink it fresh?

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's the gallon in the fridge

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

in the fridge

Doesn't sound fresh-squeezed to me. shrug-outta-hecks

You need to either go see a doctor or share what supplements you're on.

[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

it also makes sense that they wouldn't have just frozen sperm before deployment

Judaism has bizarre rules about signing a divorce letter before just in case

[–] RonPaulyShore@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think they just want to flex about how technologically advanced and how committed to racial purity they are -- like, in all cases this is totally unnecessary, there are plenty of Jewish men back "home" and if one were particularly worried and wanted a family w ones soldier lover, ones certainly getting a better batch of ones cum figuring this out beforehand.

Honestly just incredibly, willfully grotesque.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with Blood. I had... vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed, it might be done.

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

If only we could see the notes from the numerous town hall meetings John Brown attended decrying the racist imperialism of the US

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

IDF spokesman David Jerkit: "The IDF confirms it has a Sperm Retrieval Unit and the SRU is not a 'creepy thing' which has been said in the dark parts of the Internet. Israelis - like the people of any democracy - are of course deeply worried and concerned a continuance of their nation. It is not controversial to say Jewish babies are necessary for the furtherance of a Jewish state. If you consider the Holocaust..."

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is not controversial to say the 14 words if said words don't actually add up to 14 think-about-it

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

IDF spokesman David Jerkit: "It does not need clarification but I am going to clarify a sentence I said this morning. Quote 'We must secure the existence of Israeli Jews and a future for the State of Israel.' unquote. The nastier parts of the Internet are claiming what I said is much like the 14 words created by the American white supremacist terrorist David Eden Lane. What I said has nothing at all to do with white supremacism nor America. I was speaking about the continuance of the State of Israel and it is 16 words not 14. In addition - a lesson from the Holocaust is..."

SRU is not a 'creepy thing' which has been said in the dark parts of the Internet

why does everyone call it weird and creepy to wank off a dead man

[–] winky88@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

David...Jerkit?

This stuff writes itself.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am extremely strongly against the volcel police because its othering and alienating but in this one instance I am 100% on board. What a grim reality we live in if the IDF even does this to one person volcel-judge volcel-kamala

Pretty sure when this first got attention a few weeks ago the Israeli hospitals were apparently inundated with requests for sperm retrieval before the bodies had been cold for too long.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

the hurt locker but it's about the sperm retrieval guys

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Pin this post mods

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wooooo we boy, how many sperms you extracted?

About 1200 sir

1200!?! We got a wildman over here!

The scene I misremembered. How tf did that movie win awards, it is such absolute dog shit.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

inglorious basterds but it's about getting jewish seed instead of nazi scalps

Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred pure Zionist busts. And I want my jizz. And all y'all will git me one hundred Zionist nuts, taken from the balls of one hundred dead Zionists. Or you will die tryin'.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I saw someone call it ghost busting Lmao

[–] Orannis62@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Busting makes me feel good

He is my King Dedede, and I am his Kirby.

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am crushed that we will never see a Metal Gear Solid 6 with this as a core mechanic

[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instead of dog tags you're collecting hog bags

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

No wait! Not that kind of extraction team!!!

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

…I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

This shit is dark.

extract deez

Death to America