Evil Windows be like *doesn't spy on you*
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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Evil windows be like here's an optional system update that improves performance on older hardware
Looks like your old computer hardware is still good enough to upgrade to Windows 13! In windows 13, you can use your mouse and keyboard to navigate the OS! There are menus that show relevant information! You can see where files are stored, and go to the settings to see what's happening!
New in Windows 11: BSOD+Copilot
It's not just a kernel panic—it's a bold new direction for the future of computing, and you're a maverick genius for discovering it.
Hey guys, speaking of which, I’m officially in the process of switching to Linux because the type of job I do literally cannot be done on Windows without my design work being stolen at this point.
I sank like 100 hours into The Slaverian Trucker over the past three years. I’m guessing the save will have to be sacrificed for the good of the future.
If you played it on steam the cloud save should just pass over automatically, otherwise you can find your save file and stuff it in the appropriate folder.
Honestly it’s still kinda hard to tell. Indie stuff is still pretty buggy on W11 and even Steam. Especially cause ST was made by one kid in his room on W7.
I may have to spend five hours running hard drugs to the capital city to buy a gun license to smuggle weapons to the Communists again.
If it's that finicky you could running a W7 virtual machine, since I'm assuming it's not a resource-heavy game
E: nevertheless Wine has more compatibility with w7 than w11 itself has with w7 from what I've heard, so you could just try running it using Bottles or even Steam
I like that it's orange
The success won't last because here comes an update.
actually Evil Windows only updates once a year and asks you five times if you really want it before it'll install
evil windows lowers memory and storage usage with every update too
Evil Windows aka Doors
This is the end. My only friend. The end.
Father, I want to kill you.
;$)