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Homie woke up and declared it NASCAR day

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[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is such an embarrassing thing to say, especially when dressed like that. All this does is make me feel ohnoes thinking about the times in the past I've stridently announced the dumbest shit imaginable and now can't undo that I said it.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

but did you say it in a televised interview?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i don't really like being referred to as a "male" except maybe by a doctor in a clinical setting, probably?

it feels like i am being conceptualized like livestock / my reproductive status in some dystopian breeding superstructure.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 46 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Guys who refer to women as females are breaking new ground everyday

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 39 points 6 days ago (3 children)

There is nothing easier than being a white man in America. I've had plenty of problems in my life with mental health, trauma, financially etc. But, even with those difficulty sliders maxed, being a white man is still easy mode in the US.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

Now imagine how hard it is to be a white man CEO and billionaire.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

It's true. If I weren't ghost white I'd undoubtedly have been in prison or dead probably from back in high school, but definitely by the time I was through with college.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

i'd trade privilege for solidarity

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 35 points 6 days ago

milhouse "My mom says you're all just jealous of my high testosterone!"
+
milhouse's dad "I give interviews in a race car shirt. Do you?!"
=
This guy

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Does the interviewer ask the obvious follow-up question, "What the fuck are you talking about?"

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everyone:

This guy: "The democrats just completely neglect males. There is nothing wrong with being a high testosterone male." frothingfash

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

peterson-pain "There is nothing wrong with being a high testosterone male 😢😢"

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

“The left” (not the dems) should fight for the majority, that everyone matters.

“You’re neglecting me” is code-word for “you’re not promising me special treatment for having the right genitalia!” In that case, yeah, the right is more for you than the left is.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

the democrats just completely neglect males

in terms of empty pandering, yes.

in terms of actual policy, yes.

correct on both accounts

there is nothing wrong with being a high testosterone male

incorrect, you're at risk of Polycythemia, Hypertension, Infertility, and many other issues. See a doctor.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It looks like a cycling team jersey that was designed by AI lmao

Literally just the prompt "cycling team jersey"

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

His hairline isn't nearly receded enough to claim 'high-testosterone' status.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This guy is the spokesman for high testosterone males? That's strange, because I'm pretty sure he's been stuffed in a locker at least once in his life.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah, recently I had the displeasure of seeing and hearing Nick Fuentes for the first time in my life and I've realized just how weak he looks and sounds. Like, an average Polish "leftie" could [removed by reddit] [redacted] [deleted] him in one move

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Imagine believing your worth as a man was completely and inextricably tied to the presence of a single molecule in your bloodstream.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

"I am the smartest man alive, which is why I fall victim to baby brained manipulation all the damn time, all it's gotta do is tell me that my scrawny ass is actually super cool and virile and I will believe it uncritically!"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Someone introduce this guy to Dan Flashes

He's got enough money to buy the really complex pattern shirts for thousands of dollars

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

He probably carries dice in his pocket.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

what if he's going through menopause and he's Dan Hot Flashes

[–] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

I always loved the disgusting close ups in SpongeBob

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

he looks like white taika waititi

[–] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Taika Whiteiti kelly

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago
[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Deltmaxxing shirt right there

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

What an overpaid fucking loser jesus christ.