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The real story is that he never even had a neighbour.
This sounds like a convoluted scheme I would definitely do.
I would go for the whole satanic ritual cosplay and hope to scare them away.
The same could be accomplished by pretending but ok whatever you need to tell yourself I guess
Why would you do that
It would be fake and probably not convincing and you'd be missing out on the fun
That sounds far less fun
but by pretending you wouldnt get to be pegged.
Or even just leaving a porn video at loud volume.
But hey, everyone's entitled to enjoy a good pegging. You don't need to wait to spite your neighbours to do this.
I don't think you can really create the vocals without actually being penetrated
Also it's easier to drop personalized messages on your own voice.
But he is not a poser!
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Happy international women's day!
I've never understood how being penetrated is equated with being submissive.
It feels good. There's nothing inherently submissive about.
It CAN be a submissive act, like any sexual CAN be understood with power dynamics, but it isn't necessarily so.
Ah, the power bottom.
I think this becomes even weirder if you consider a blowjob. The person with the dick in their mouth actually has all the power.
They CAN have power.
What they actually have is trust.
The idea that power dynamics are intrinsic to sex are not something I agree with. I think they can be, and often are, a part of sex, but not necessarily so.
IMO anyway
Correct. Consent is so fucking hot. For so many reasons
Agreed.
It's cool that some people get off on power dynamics. And if some people think sex is intrinsically about that then it's not my job to persuade them otherwise.
But the best sex I've had is with people who just want it, who ask for what they want, who want to try new things, and who are agreeable to almost anything.
When that kind of energy is present between two (or more) people. My god.
It's one thing that took me a long time to articulate about why I didn't seem to vibe with most of the kinky people I'd met. To them kink was bdsm. The two terms were used almost interchangeably. Kinky sex to me is more or less the opposite of that. The absence of power dynamics and the presence of humble, adventurous, wild inhibition.
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This is true for all variants of oral sex, really. It tends to happen near very fragile bits.
I mean, you're right, sure, but it's easier biting an outie than an innie.
Getting your chompers around someone's chocolate starfish would be a challenge, don't you think?
You probably don't want to have that theory tested. Just in case.
Many probably never tried the Amazon position. It’s where the penetrator lies on their back with their knees on their chest. While the penetrated is on top, either standing on their knees, and controls the sex and makes thrusting motions. It’s like an inverted missionary position.
The "dominate" one.
Or to really pwn 'em, help the weary and burdened. They hate that.
Yes, volunteer at a homeless shelter on Saturdays and really show those fuckers not to cross you!!
Should do it again just to be sure it worked.
With a male friend.
Yeah, plus a one off is kinda sus. Need to repeat it so he knows.
Make it a regular thing or he WILL eventually catch on. Just play it nice and safe, keep it going once or twice a week.
That's an easy metric: as soon as the neighbor starts thinking about striking conversations again you know it's lube time.
If once is good then why not multiple times
This is a master class in torturing the religiously obnoxious. Bravo.
I let my wife do it but that's just because we both like it
I find it amazing that some women like pegging. I can't imagine butt sex without one person feeling physical pleasure, and I say this as a gay man. Props to the women who are into it.
She likes it because if the idea, because of the show in front of her
fisting is great too
Funny thing is, video evidence clearly shows that vast majority of women don't really know how to jam the cock into anything, by the virtue of lacking both the experience and the anatomy (namely the internal parts supporting the dick). Resulting action often looks rather awkward.
Yeah, but the motions are easy to learn with practice. As a bonus, women get an understanding for how physically demanding thrusting is. 😏
Invite them over for a little Saturday evening "Couples Date," and they'll move out.
Or you'll make new best friends. Win-win!
Neighborly!
That's amazing
that's a win win right there
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