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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 61 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

That Trump sucking Clinton’s dick (both the homosexuality and the fact that it’s a Clinton) would be more damaging to his base than raping children is really disturbing.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 14 points 6 days ago

Why can't his base remember that Donnie used to be a Democrat? Bill remembers.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago

His base worship priests, and boy scout troop leaders...

"Bubba was just asserting his dominance" will probably be the next excuse. "When you're President, they let you do it."

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 32 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I’m too afraid to ask where all these recent memes originated from

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

These emails really are the gift that keeps on giving.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Like Trump on his bitch ass knees

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, if their light-hearted banter includes things like "sent via tin can & string," I'd tend not to take any of this too seriously 😂

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lol yea I got home from work just recently and wow, trump blew clinton is a headliner meme. So yea, amongst other things, my search history now includes "trump clinton blowjob".

I didnt check the link someone else replied to you with, but from what I did see, trump blowing bubba, and putin having a pic, is part of the conversations going on in the recently released epstein files. As far as I know, its not confirmed. But hilarious.

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 6 days ago

Trump directly denied it. That's all the confirmation I need.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That explains why Trump is so hostile towards Hillary

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago

Trump: at least I know how to suck Bills dick.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago

I did not have sexual relations with that Cheeto.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 days ago

Can we keep Monica out of trump x bubba jokes?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FrodoSpark@piefed.social 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Monica, the person from President Bill Clinton's scandal

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I remember I went to a Mardi Gras parade that year, and every single float was a joke about Bill Clinton's penis. Very family friendly that was.

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

In the Cologne carnival, Putin fucking Trump in the ass has become a popular classic.

Not every country's culture is Puritan.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And just think, we could have instead gotten our first lady president if the American people just sucked it up and voted for Lewinsky.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It wouldnt have mattered. You calling Hillary a lady tells me you have no idea how evil she is. They are all evil.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You wanna give that another read, champ?

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Or a dick, apparently.