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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 226 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How to legally discriminate against anyone above the age of 40?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 101 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

Or under the age of 25. Nobody is voluntarily signing up for Instagram in the modern era. Hell, even TikTok is getting past its prime.

They might as well be demanding my Spotify Playlist.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 39 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Where are the kids then? Roblox?

[–] mephiska@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

See, THIS is what modern technology was supposed to bring.

It's so hard to organise a hangout with friends. Nobody knows when they're available because they don't have a proper calendar. Everyone just lives their life one day at a time, having no clue if they'll be free next Tuesday for a pint or two. It's so annoying.

The moment you start using a semi-public calendar, things become so much easier. People don't need to see your events, just free/busy blocks. And when you want to organise something for a dozen people, that level of knowledge, combined with some AI (ain't nobody got time to find a free time slot that's good for everyone!), sorts these things out so quickly.

Sure, some 30% still won't turn up but at least it's not an endless "X can't make it next Tuesday, next Thursday would be good except Y and Z are out of town, etc etc". I have your emails, I have your availability calendars, let's make it happen. Boom. Pub time scheduled in 5 minutes.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This doesn’t need AI. Traditional algorithms can do this.

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago

As someone under 25, this is bullshit. I'm the only person my age I know that doesn't use Instagram

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 117 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

Anyone asking for your full address at the job application stage isn't usually legit either. Just don't. You can give that to a BG check company after an offer is made and accepted.

Source - am HR

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

where I live, there is a street near mine that is locally famous for being a trouble making poor area.

Felony Flats is one of the nicer nicknames that neighborhood has. The street I live on is also famous, but it is famous for being the road with the old historical houses and generally upper class atmosphere, the popular walkway/trail runs alongside it.

Everything being equal and it came down to splitting hairs, if someone was to see the street names and addresses and knows the area, they would absolutely give me an opportunity vs my neighbor of just a few blocks away.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Felony Flats is one of the nicer nicknames that neighborhood has.

Please tell me there's also a Misdemeanor Manor somewhere in your city.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

It's less an issue of getting a job and more an issue of data miners masquerading as job applications.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That really depends on the jurisdiction.

In the UK, it is mandatory to provide your actual address for most positions, for example.

[–] astreus@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 weeks ago

Brit here. I have never been asked for my address pre-offer.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 93 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Our application statistics show everybody has IG and TikTok accounts."

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't have either one of these. Jesus.

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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

This is probably rage bait TBH.

since this is required..I'm sure the position involves some type of social media presence on insta and tiktok

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I’ve had first-hand accounts of in-person interviewers turning their laptops to the interviewee and asking them to log in to their social media accounts.

I’ve also had first person accounts of interviewees laughing and leaving immediately.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago

As would any sane person

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

"Required" doesn't mean you have to provide account credentials. It just means you have a provide a string of characters to complete the form. None or / are strings of character.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well since we are picking nits, it could be that the form checks in real time and won't accept a non-existent account name.

But yeah, the red asterisks are disconcerting.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

That level of automation in an HR form is a pipe dream

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 88 points 2 weeks ago

Data harvesting disguised as a job application

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

And it's required. I genuinely have neither. Am I not welcome to apply?

[–] arin@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You're on an fbi list for not having one and another list for having neither

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At least I'm not on the Epstein list.

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Sadly these people would probably assume that you were lying.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

It's anecdotal, but back when I was on Reddit, I saw someone say that a prospective employer actually required your full credentials so that they could check your private information as well.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

That not only sounds illegal and shady, it would be the dumbest thing you could do.

Now somebody else has your account, uploads some Epstein material for shits and giggles and you can go to jail

That is an immediate "Nope the fuck out of there, you do NOT want to work in het place"

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't even have a TikTok account, lol.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You shouldn't have an Instagram account, either. Meta is more evil than Google.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like any company that seriously wants an employee doesn't want an answer to either question.

I do not have a TikTok account because I'm not 6 years old, and do not care about what the current trend is.

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 38 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Maybe it's an intelligence test: if you supply them, you're too dumb for the job.

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this could only come close to making sense for a social media manager.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Looking forward to the day I'm unemployable for not having those accounts instead of just for being really easy to find out I'm a communist

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Report them, the only solution.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have neither, what would I do?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Try a SQL injection attack

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[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

put "logout" in these forms and watch them logout from their account

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I recently attempted to apply for a job and they wanted a link to my LinkedIn page. Fair enough, but then they also had another spot for "Website" that was mandatory to fill in, and it would not allow me to continue with the application until I had a legit website in there, and it wouldn't accept the same link as my LinkedIn page that I'd already used in the space above, so I just gave up. Fuckers.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Use https://example.com/ lol

But, yeah, it's gotten ridiculous. No one wants to work, though...

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[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"N/A" is the correct answer unless your account happens to be under your real name. "Fuck you, try and find it" is what you should be thinking.

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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They almost never ask for my PieFed

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[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

Someone should make rickroll versions of those accounts.

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