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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 73 points 4 days ago (4 children)

And it's required. I genuinely have neither. Am I not welcome to apply?

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Sadly these people would probably assume that you were lying.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You're on an fbi list for not having one and another list for having neither

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At least I'm not on the Epstein list.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Oddly enough that's leadership material in 21st century

[–] starman2112@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Honestly if you aren't being watched by at least 9 letters worth of agencies, you're boring

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

I'd just write "none"

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 12 points 4 days ago

You have to create some and post how amazing the company is you are applying to