"I did not have sexual relations with that timeline."

I legitimately don't know and I'm afraid to search it, please send help

What's funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:

Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says "we're actually full up at the moment, but you're definitely staying. We'll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we'll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay."

They go to the first room and it's Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says "no, no, I can't do that. Not going in there."

They go to the second room and it's George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says "nope, nope, can't do that. Not going in there either."

They go to the third door and it's Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says "oh absolutely, I'll take this room for sure!" So the devil says "ok. Monica you're out, Trump get in there and get to work!"

It's totally real bro Donnie got a throatpie from Mr big Clinton 🥵🥵🥵

I like that millions of people are asking if Trump was giving blowjobs but this looks like a joke to me. This isn't Epstein letting it slip that Trump likes to have dicks in his mouth. He's with Bannon so his brother is joking "ask him what blackmail Putin has on Trump, photos of him blowing somebody or something?"

Unless maybe Jeff told Mark that Trump gives BJs so Mark is saying "ask Bannon about that thing you told me about."

For those too lazy to click

In the chain of emails between Jeffrey and Mark Epstein from March 2018, Mark makes a series of comments on the relationship between Jeffrey and Trump. In one of those emails, dated March 21, 2018, Mark asks his brother to ask Steve Bannon if Russian President Vladimir Putin has a photo of "Trump blowing Bubba."

In starts with an email from Mark asking Jeffrey about his health. To which, Jeffrey replies that he is with Steve Bannon. In response, Mark writes: “Ask him if Putin has photos of Trump blowing Bubba?”

The mention of the President "blowing Bubba" has caused a storm on social media, as 'Bubba' is the nickname of former President Bill Clinton, who is also alleged to have been associated with Epstein.

It is quite a sausage fest in the hall of the Presidents.