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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.

The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn't turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn't see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just.....endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don't even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen in my entire life, and I'm old. It was beautiful.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wait... what?

What the hell is going on?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Clinton was kickin back, getting his knob slobbed by Trump.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So both presidential candidates in 2016 have sucked off a previous president

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 6 hours ago

What a time to be alive

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Guys... What if this was the reason he didn't want the Epstein files released? He doesn't care about everyone knowing he's a pedo; he just doesn't want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

That makes so much sense actually

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

I downloaded hundreds lol

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 8 hours ago

I wonder if this is the real reason he hates Hilary?

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 10 points 8 hours ago

Wow. That was not on my bingo card 😂🤣.

[–] bugbearownsyou@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?

And yes, pun intended.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 6 hours ago

Bill Clinton got that rizz

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 33 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

His base will be like: Real men suck cock!

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 6 points 6 hours ago

Kinda like when that Proud Boy leader stuck a dildo up his ass during a live call

https://discuss.online/post/28218307

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

We've been saying it all along! Make America Gay Again!

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Eww you guys fuck pussies?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 37 points 13 hours ago (17 children)

I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

you clearly never sucked dick before.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 2 points 6 hours ago

Donny boy has GI issues, the diaper wear. GI issues can come from a lot of things, one major thing being stimulant abuse, like cocaine and meth. The 80s-90s was well known for their cocaine abuse, especially in the business setting.

So I guess what I'm saying is... Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

Some people find power in performing a "submissive" act.

Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.

Different uh... strokes for different folks.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago

The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 20 points 12 hours ago

A dollar was dangled in front of him!

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[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 68 points 14 hours ago (18 children)

If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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