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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.

The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn't turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn't see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just.....endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don't even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen in my entire life, and I'm old. It was beautiful.

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[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Bill Clinton was impeached in 1998 after it came out that a white house intern, Monica Lewinsky, had been giving him blowjobs, and now this.

[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He was impeached because he lied about having an affair with an intern. Not because of the act.

[–] EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

The Ken Starr report that lead to Clinton's impeachment begs to differ.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starr_Report

Many of the details reveal highly personal information; many are sexually explicit...Because Starr's office allegedly leaked portions to press about sexual details that were mentioned in his report, he was criticized for using the scandal as a political maneuver and was charged for violating legal ethics by presenting information irrelevant to an investigation as evidence of legal wrongdoing.

That report is ten times the size of the 9-11 report btw.

Reading the charges now is hilarious considering Trump is guilty of the same hundreds, possibly thousands of times over.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

He was impeached for daring to be a Democrat when the Republicans had an axe to grind. Monica didn't even work at the white house yet when Ken Starr started his investigation.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Whatever, slick Willie was a sexual predator.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Aww, it's so quaint these days!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, he was impeached for lying to Congress about it.

If he had just said, "Yeah, Monica blew me," he would have been fine.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lol. If he'd said that the Repuglicunts would have impeached him for infidelity. He was in a no win situation.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Back then the Republicans still pretended to respect the Constitution. Infidelity isn't a crime, and committing a crime is a requirement for impeachment per the Constitution.

[–] zogrewaste_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Infidelity is not an impeachable offense. Perjury is.

Would it have been an even bigger scandal? Maybe.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

an impeachable offense is whatever the house says it is

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, it has to be for a high crime or misdemeanor. Cheating on your wife isn't illegal.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Out of curiosity, who do you think defines "high crimes and misdemeanors"

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 21 hours ago

...and he very, very carefully threaded the needle and chose his words to avoid perjury. It's why he had questions like asking them to define "sexual relations" (the definition they gave didn't include oral, so he did not have sexual relations with her by their definition) and what the definition of "is" was (specifically does it mean currently or does it include at any time in the past).

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.

And he won against congress in that impeachment.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

We old. We remember the impact, the cultural shift....of the ninja turtle.