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It's irresponsible to post this without a source
Are you lost? It's a shitpost sub, lol.
Everything that dude does and says is wildly irresponsible and cartoonishly reckless and has the potential to actually cause suffering and misery and even death to large swaths of people.
I think he will be fine with millions of people on the internet shitposting about him sucking Bill Clinton's cock.
But here is the context. You can find it below.
For the record, no I do not think it is real. I'm just doing my part to spread bullshit, lies, gossip and rumors like he does literally every single day. I'm just doing it with much, much lower stakes than he does. No one is going to die due to me and a bazillion other people saying that he sucked Clinton's dick.
Relax.
What's funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:
Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says "we're actually full up at the moment, but you're definitely staying. We'll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we'll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay."
They go to the first room and it's Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says "no, no, I can't do that. Not going in there."
They go to the second room and it's George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says "nope, nope, can't do that. Not going in there either."
They go to the third door and it's Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says "oh absolutely, I'll take this room for sure!" So the devil says "ok. Monica you're out, Trump get in there and get to work!"
I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.
Wow someone predicted Obama presidency in 2006.
Maybe not word for word then, you got me there
I distinctly remember my American History teacher junior year saying Barack would be the next Dem nominee after his DNC speech. This would have been 2004.
ye olde meme
It's totally real bro Donnie got a throatpie from Mr big Clinton 🥵🥵🥵
Bill Clinton is getting ALL the action. Well, 2 bjs decades apart but still. I wonder how Hilary feel about this.
Bold of you to assume Hilary is capable of feel.
I like that millions of people are asking if Trump was giving blowjobs but this looks like a joke to me. This isn't Epstein letting it slip that Trump likes to have dicks in his mouth. He's with Bannon so his brother is joking "ask him what blackmail Putin has on Trump, photos of him blowing somebody or something?"
Unless maybe Jeff told Mark that Trump gives BJs so Mark is saying "ask Bannon about that thing you told me about."
The use of the definite article "the" is important.
He didn't ask if Putin "has photos" like you and I might if we were joking about some hypothetical blackmail material we don't actually know exists, he asked if Putin "has the photos."
I don't think we can read that much into it. "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing bubba like I made up last week when we were joking about what Putin might have on him."
Regardless if it's true or not, this would be a great time for Clinton to take one for the team and say it happened. "He even introduced me to something called analingus, which I had never had before. He was really practiced at it, he said it was his favorite thing in the world."
For as many hamburgers as the man puts down, he still sure knows how to toss a salad.
https://splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app/
search 'bubba'
its definitely true i saw it on the internet
Everything you see on the Internet is true
— Abraham Lincoln
https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY
yes
I think we can give up on reality, everyone had