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TranscriptionA picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”

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[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Could be a normal Dutchman too.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

"Oi, Dutchman!"

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"O hallo!"

[–] macke49@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

Probably just a very normal Canadian, who can estimate snow levels.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 18 points 21 hours ago

Weed or pussy? Well now I feel like a chump for doing that shit for school or work

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Unfortunately this is me this winter. I have an ebike but no car, and my commute is 1h 15m every morning and evening in Minneapolis. I'm scraping by but the money for a car hasn't come together so I'm trying to get warm gear together. It sucks.

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get this person some weed and/or pussy they need it

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I actually do get a lot of both tbf

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I am literally! Lol relationship anarchist.

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That seat tho! Never seen anything like it, is it comfortable? Almost looks like a custom mold of a butt haha

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago

EXTREMELY comfortable. Idk it was at Walmart. Just replaced the stock seat with it.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago

HEY GUYS, CHRIS^tina^ FIX HERE, and today I'm gonna show you how to bundle for winter cycling!

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 96 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You just know that this was posted by an USAmerican because thats just how i get to work when it snows in Germany.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yeah, this isn't that abnormal in Canada either lol. I guess the one thing is that normally winter bikers have fat tires

I still use fairly thin ones, but they are very spiky.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most aren't riding BMX bikes.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Not the best commuter bike if you have a choice. Unless there’s a pump track on the way.

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[–] Osan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

If this how the outside of my window looked in the middle east, a national emergency has probably been declared with hundreds dead or lost and the military dispatched to the streets.

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Probably someone who lives in the southern US, where it rarely snows. This wouldn't be unusual for someone living in many northern states, especially those around the great lakes. But to a southerner, this might as well be a different planet. They will close schools and businesses even for relatively light snow in the South. It frightens and bewilders them.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Stuff doesn't shut down because the South is afraid of snow; it's because they don't have the infrastructure to deal with ice on the roads.

It's cheaper to close stuff for a day than buying and maintaining a fleet of salt trucks and plows that'll be used like 2 days a year.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We rarely get snow in Texas; we get a solid sheet of ice that covers everything. The city also doesn't plow, and nobody has snow tires because it's only going to be a day or two.

Yeah, southern drivers don't know how to drive (in or out of snow, really), but places like Denver and Dallas have such different experiences that it's not really fair to compare them. It'd be like mocking Alaskins because they're miserable in 90°F; they don't have the AC to handle what is incredibly mild weather to me.

Not saying you're mocking or disrespectful, I'm just on my soapbox.

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[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The issue with "snow" in the south isn't the snow part. It's the ice. Southern snows usually happen when it's warm enough to melt the first bit of snow then it drops to freezing temps and the roads turn to sheets of ice. That and the majority in the south don't have winter tires, they run all seasons because when it does snow, it lasts just a few days at most. Why risk lives when it's just a few days.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Me going to school back in the day.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

But that's not a hill? What were you, rich?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It was uphill both ways due to a valley between me and the school funnily enough.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You must have tree trunks for legs, but my very literal perception of this joke has always been 'uphill, no downhill — just uphill'. As if they were on some kind of treadmill of hell.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

I was under the same impression, it’s just fun to play with.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Weed? Not likely. This is more like "im sweating and shitting and need at least a bump."

-Former opiate addict that has literally rode a bike in a blizzard to score. Like pictured.

[–] Bo7a@piefed.ca 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: This could very well be a picture of me from any snowstorm in Calgary when I was a teenager who'd do anything for weed. But there would be 3-4 times as much snow.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I used to drive an hour in whiteout blizzards to get to my plug. In the ditches once or twice on that, but thanks to a handy wrecker, back on the road before my last bowl runs out.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Or its Luigi on his way to a healthcare CEO

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What if... Pussy full of weed? Eh? 😏

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

That's very bad for the pussy, please don't do that

[–] IckabodKobain@feddit.online 12 points 1 day ago

I have been that dude. For both things! Both utterly fucking stupid at the time. But one of them was damn worth the trouble!

Also, cigarette runs when I smoked. Thankfully I quit smoking years ago.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Pretty common in Montréal...

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My cool Canadian girlfriend.

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[–] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 6 points 23 hours ago

That's just how I get to/from work lol

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

To be fair, it's probably safer to bike in the snow than to drive. If you get stuck, you can just pick it up and if you hit something you aren't that heavy.

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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe his weed-dealer boss is forcing him back into the office but he knows his thicc goth coworker will be right in that cubicle with him

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Oh! The weather outside is fucky

And I want to sing with Ally.

But no matter if you love me so...

Get some snow, get some snow, get some snow!

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That better be the best fucking pussy

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All pussy is the best when it's offered to you

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Pussy is like pizza:
I don't have any

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

No, that's mario's green brother going to Central Park, nothing to see here, move along.

On his way home from a second or third job at food service that refused to close despite the storm and had no customers.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Shrooms outside is amazing....

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