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stuck at work on a double and so many dicks in uniforms and ppl sucking off the troops FUCK OFF

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[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to ask someone in the military if it would make a difference to them if the person shooting at them thought it was morally good to do so or if the person was being paid to do it. "Sorry, I didn't want to deal with LinkedIn, and my government has allowed the economic conditions that made military service seem like my only option to not starve to death in a gutter because it funnels people into the military" doesn't seem as if it would fly if another country used it as a rationale to perpetuate imperialism.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

explaining to a dying burger troop that it's nothing personal or ideological, it's just that shooting them pays better than working fast food

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I saw the flags at half mast today and was wondering which right wing propagandist got their shit blown smoove off. I thought maybe they got Ben Shapino this time.

Bring back armistice day

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, isn't it armistice day? I mean, I heard it commemorates those who died in WW1, though it does have the risk of sucking off the troops, for the war effort dead-dove-1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterans_Day dead-dove-2

Are you fucking kidding me? dead-dove-3 nkrumah-baffled

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The original holiday was to celebrate the end of WWI, which (at the time) was thought to be the war to end all wars. But then wars kept happening because it turns out 1918 wasn't the end of history lol.

[–] Red_October@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah they forgot about the rest of the world again when they said history ended after the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Main character syndrome to the max on that one.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

History is a set of lies agreed upon

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I gather it's War Criminal Day? Enjoy this article in Maoist Standard English about how the line "the troops are just victims of poverty" is a myth.

Archive.org is blocking my VPN so I can't see it anymore, but I have it bookmarked.

https://archive.ph/2x19K

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Archive.org is blocking my VPN so I can't see it anymore

You mean archive.ph is blocking you? If so, it's not working for me either even without a VPN or when using a mobile carrier. I don't know if it's the problem with what DNS servers are being used again or even if it may have something to do with this but I'm curious if anyone else can get it to work.

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh shit :(

I think I downloaded the article. What's a good place I could upload to share it?

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I take it the original source is gone now, or otherwise not good to link to? I'm not sure where a good place to upload it to would be, but depending on how long it is, might it be feasible to just copy and paste it as a post here on hexbear? Even if archive.ph/.is/.today is down, you mentioned archive.org in your first comment. That's a completely different (and less useful) site, but the article may have been snapshotted on that one as well.

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah the site is defunct. I do have the PDF but Hexbear doesn't have PDF uploads. The URL, in the PDF, is "https://anti-imperialism.org/2016/12/08/legionnaires-defeating-the-soldiertasrieaat-rcmhyth/amp/" but the wayback machine doesn't have it.

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thanks for your efforts to find a way for others to read the article, but it looks like all of this is moot now! I just tried it again and archive.ph is working, along with your original link to the archived article. doggirl-thumbsup

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Every year my work makes a big deal out of confirming in advance which businesses we deliver to are going to be closed today and the only shit that's closed is schools and banks. No one gives a fuck about imperialist dogs.

Also on "Columbus Day" (as if that's a real thing) too. We're not even in an Italian-heavy area

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know, "fake ass holiday" would be a great name for a new holiday.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

A holiday celebrating all our BBL-endowed sisters (and brothers?)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Salute these shorts you boot.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh it's veterans day i guess that explains why chud #1 at work had his Navy hat on. lol i heard him say he was on a ship for like 2 years, wow what a veteran

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

you're welcome for your GI Bill education and muscle car. now why do i need to thank them tho?

[fedpost] every troop

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Yeah I celebrate our veterans

spoilerpavlichenko dprk-walk peekaboo the-boys-are-back-in-town

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Sucks being retail today, I took off today specially so I'd miss all the vets melting down upon me that they didn't get their imperialist booby prize and then the manager would be mad no matter what the fuck I did, 'tamagotchi, why didn't you give that nice customer their coupon', 'tamagotchi, why did you give that customer a coupon, they didn't ask for it', 5s later "YOU SEE DEESE PINS SON!!" plz no.

[–] DylanMc6@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

do you prefer veterans who served in noncombatant roles?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i prefer veterans who leak evidence of other veterans' crimes. HRT is optional.

[–] DylanMc6@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

so trans whistleblower veterans?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

i'll update my assessment if there's ever a second cool living veteran.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What bullshit is this fuck the troops

[–] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

wild shitlib comment on hexbear is wild after all the defederating.

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Combatant or not, they're still agents of imperialism, subjugation, oppression. I don't give a shit if they held and aimed the guns used to mass murder hundreds of millions of people the world over or did some paperwork to facilitate that mass murder, they're still complicit and deserve hatred and scorn rather than respect and celebration.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what if you get a job as a cook and "accidentally" give all the troops dysentery

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 2 points 22 hours ago

There are always hypothetical edge cases, sure. So while we're considering those, I'd look even more favorably on a cook who "accidentally" fed the CO's (and as far on up the chain of command that would eat it) a hefty order of fatal botulism.

[–] DylanMc6@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

who do you think the troops would be replaced with - nonviolent peacekeepers?

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

A people's liberation army

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 2 points 22 hours ago

What are you even talking about? Why are you assuming they have to be "replaced" with anything? In an ideal world, the US military would cease to exist. Whatever "replacement" there is for US troops would be a proletarian military put in place to liquidate the US military and prevent it from reforming.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DylanMc6@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you're missing an important piece, you may still have some propaganda stick on ya. no shame, we're all shaped by it until we break out.

the troops = bad because they kill for a country that oppresses the entire world. OP isn't advocating to reinvent the soldier cuz you don't replace the troops, you replace the system that makes them "necessary".

problem is, see, that capitalism requires an oppressed minority to function, and the United States uses its military to create and maintain that minority, that 'global South'.

[–] DylanMc6@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

who do you think would replace the troops?

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

if you ask a question pertaining to what i wrote previously, we may continue speaking. otherwise your learning journey must be aided by someone with more patience