except you couldn't make PENCE say PENIS with only a blue sharpie.
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They clearly used white as well.
White sharpies are too expensive. I'm out
The real trick is to just get a roll of white tape for that part

Not a mock-up. This really happened.
Man they were telling us the whole time.
So, if im the one getting jerked off, its not gay, right? He's just doing me a favor right? He wasnt not cute
Blue and white electrical tape would work faster and cleaner. You’re welcome. ☺️
Blue and white gaffer tape would be even quicker
Exactly what a gaffer would suggest.
Isn’t that quite easy to remove, unlike permanent marker?
Permanent marker is just as easy to remove. On virtually any surface all you need is isopropyl alcohol and a cloth/tissue/napkin/etc. I was also thinking of it from the perspective of vandalizing a possibly insane persons property and want to be done as soon as possible.
If the signs are certain kinds of plastic the permanent marker can sometimes embed ink the plastic. If you soak a piece of the sign in isopropyl and it swells then you likely have something the ink will soak into.
Some markers are more permanent than others I guess (I came across some that weren’t really bothered by isopropyl or solvent).
For speed I’d suggest a stencil and some nasty spray paint (the type that isn’t easily removed).
I can’t remember the name of them, but the pen was made of metal. Those never came off!
Probably Edding?
I looked them up and they are pretty similar. I want to say that’s not them cause they aren’t exactly what I remember, but it probably is. I was a kid in a foreign land when I saw them, so who knows.
Or a dry erase marker if that's a billboard. Color over, erase.
9 years too late mate
someone hasn't visited rural America in the last 9 years.
I have no desire to visit the USA tbh
2000 & late
Reminds me of when kids would steal letters off of the signage board in highschool for presidents day so that it read “Penis Day - No School”
What did that even say originally? First line is "Trump" of course, but what's the second and third line supposed to be?
I think this is that the unmodified version looked like

What does pence means?
No one knows.
It's a unit of currency.
Pence is the opposite of suspense
Pence was the vice president of the first term.
He was threatened with murder by the end
Two pence, or tuppence, is 2 pennies, so a pence must be one penny. A Trumpence is valueless, however.
whenever i hear/see the word tuppence i think of Thank Goodness You're Here. which is not very often cause it happened once since I played the game and it was just now. but still.
I think the second was Pence but really spaced out like they didn't know what kerning was
You m ean keming
How did you make the r and n almost completely overlap? Letter sorcery...

Some humans are like warlocks, but with words and letters. Wordlocks, really.
i cast eldritch blurst
Third is make America great again
Pence, maga
I laughed way harder than I should've at that.
Genius