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[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 77 points 2 days ago (1 children)

except you couldn't make PENCE say PENIS with only a blue sharpie.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They clearly used white as well.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

White sharpies are too expensive. I'm out

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The real trick is to just get a roll of white tape for that part

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not a mock-up. This really happened.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man they were telling us the whole time.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So, if im the one getting jerked off, its not gay, right? He's just doing me a favor right? He wasnt not cute

[–] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Blue and white electrical tape would work faster and cleaner. You’re welcome. ☺️

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blue and white gaffer tape would be even quicker

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago

Exactly what a gaffer would suggest.

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn’t that quite easy to remove, unlike permanent marker?

[–] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Permanent marker is just as easy to remove. On virtually any surface all you need is isopropyl alcohol and a cloth/tissue/napkin/etc. I was also thinking of it from the perspective of vandalizing a possibly insane persons property and want to be done as soon as possible.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If the signs are certain kinds of plastic the permanent marker can sometimes embed ink the plastic. If you soak a piece of the sign in isopropyl and it swells then you likely have something the ink will soak into.

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some markers are more permanent than others I guess (I came across some that weren’t really bothered by isopropyl or solvent).

For speed I’d suggest a stencil and some nasty spray paint (the type that isn’t easily removed).

[–] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can’t remember the name of them, but the pen was made of metal. Those never came off!

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I looked them up and they are pretty similar. I want to say that’s not them cause they aren’t exactly what I remember, but it probably is. I was a kid in a foreign land when I saw them, so who knows.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Or a dry erase marker if that's a billboard. Color over, erase.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

someone hasn't visited rural America in the last 9 years.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I have no desire to visit the USA tbh

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 18 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of when kids would steal letters off of the signage board in highschool for presidents day so that it read “Penis Day - No School”

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What did that even say originally? First line is "Trump" of course, but what's the second and third line supposed to be?

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think this is that the unmodified version looked like

[–] Una@europe.pub 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

No one knows.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

It's a unit of currency.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Pence is the opposite of suspense

[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pence was the vice president of the first term.

He was threatened with murder by the end

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Two pence, or tuppence, is 2 pennies, so a pence must be one penny. A Trumpence is valueless, however.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

whenever i hear/see the word tuppence i think of Thank Goodness You're Here. which is not very often cause it happened once since I played the game and it was just now. but still.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think the second was Pence but really spaced out like they didn't know what kerning was

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How did you make the r and n almost completely overlap? Letter sorcery...

[–] Kryptkravler@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Some humans are like warlocks, but with words and letters. Wordlocks, really.

i cast eldritch blurst

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Third is make America great again

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Pence, maga

[–] DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 12 points 2 days ago

I laughed way harder than I should've at that.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago