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Almost had to read a naughty word. That was fucking close you cunt ass bitch
Why in fuck's name would the algo care about "nudes"? Clout-chasing moronsβ¦
I donβt know how Lemmy is built, but Iβm quite sure there isnβt any automatic OCR to scan for some naughty words
It's more that these are usually reposts from elsewhere where either there are or people think there are such systems in place that may affect their "reach"
Thanks for censoring the word "nβ’des" so it's family friendly
One day she'll be intimate with someone and nude won't seem like a dirty word.
Send me nudes of your souls, not your bodies!
Drat, all I have is an IOU where my soul was supposed to be.
like this?
yo, that's awesome! did you paint that yourself?
What? it is my selfie that
I got from google images
Whoa! Thanks for the spoiler tag. That's some intense shit right there
Guys please don't omit balls
Iβve been told my nudes are very tasteful. They want a sexy picture of you with your junk showing, (preferably full nudes, or pants fully down, nobody looks appealing with a frank and beans spilling out of their zipper) and not just a picture of your schlong.
It's efficiency. The subject matter is the frank n' beans, who cares about the rest? Likewise, I would be perfectly content with receiving faceless melons flopped out of a bra.
If it works for you then it works for you, but Iβm telling you that nothing soaks panties like a candid shot of you nude while washing the dishes or cooking. Toss an apron on to leave something to the imagination for extra points, itβs like lingerie for dudes.
Can you show us an example for reference?
Notasharkinamansuit donβt freak for free.
I just put a little top hat on my dick and call it good
C'mon, at least draw on a smile, stick on some googly eyes, trim off a bit of your pubes and paste them on styled as muttonchopsβ¦
Nodes? Nades? I don't get it.
Here's me getting all excited thinking a new Blender tutorial just dropped
Nodes was my first thought. I think they are sending around host machines or something.
'Nades. This is the pose each gender makes after lobbing a grenade into an opposing military position.
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You fucking wish.
In reality nudes from women look shit too.
People just generally give women a pass/see women as more attractive for the same equivalent level of attractiveness or effort for the photo. They also feel much more pressured by society to be all "WOW! I've never seen tits in my life!!! Magnifico! β¨β¨π*
Nudes suck.
Thats my hot take.
The fucking suck, the person sending them expects you to receive them like they're gods gift to green earth and they're (the photos, not the person) just mid, so you have to act like you're a pavloved chimpanzee in full caveman mode so excited by this barely lit could be big foot sighting.
At best nudes are an indication the person sending you them wants to fuck.
They're not jerk off material. They're barely semi chub material.
They're just.... mid.
Could be the hottest person imaginable and they'd still be mid.
Its ultimately just a poorly taken picture with poor lighting, with someone who (reasonably) won't be bending over backwards to send you page 34 of the Kama Sutra.
It would be so fucking nice if it was deemed socially appropriate to say "Look lady, I don't need to see a 15th picture of your gooch from the same fucking angle" (but you know, with tact), but instead if you ever were to do that, they'd misinterpret your message as "I'm not all that sexually interested in you" rather than "I'm not all that sexually interested in every piece of evidence there is for extraterrestrial UFOs existing, but in a vaguely human shape".
Just a bit of a rant I hope was humorous but like seriously, I thought a few years back... probably like 15-20 years back, we all kinda agreed that nudes were stupid for security and revenge porn reasons, but now it seems the world is back at it again, for seemingly no reason, because next to no one is actually masturbating to these, and its like, just some fun chatting would get across the same effect or more, because it could display more personal knowledge of the other persons preferences and your desire for them.
Bah.
Could not disagree more. Nudes don't have to be "jerk of material." That's not why my partners and I send them to each other. They're more for mutual appreciation. We like looking at each other's bodies because we're attracted to each other, not because we're expecting to rub one out. Also, sounds like you/the people you share nudes with need to take better nudes lol. We take excellent photos with excellent lighting (when the mood strikes us). Taking a "photo of your gooch" from the same angle is the woman equivalent of the right side of the meme. We all should know better.
Pose, angle, and lighting, people!
I don't take nudes often, but when I do, I put some effort into it. Proper lighting, proper posing, interesting scene composition.
Also, I generally agree that if there aren't any nudes of you, it's often a good idea to not start making them (because society sucks, not because nudes are inherently a problem), but knowing that nude pictures of you are available online already is pretty freeing in that regard.
I don't know what exactly my point is, except for that you might need to date people with higher nudes standards.
that's definitely a hot take but I respect your opinion
Hot take, I agree wholeheartedly. I don't see the appeal of engaging in this weird dating app style of courting people and it does absolutely zip for me. Even for a casual hookup. Just kind of kills any sort of hype or tension. I'd much rather have some sexytalk and then meet up. Nudes are boring.
Someone's never received good nudes
This guy is receiving way too many nudes
That's a spicy hot take. Upvoted for passion and expressiveness, but hard disagree.
Thanks for this reminder that I can ardently disagree with someone's opinion and still think absolutely nothing less of them.
Upvoted for bravery, but I have never disagreed so wholly with someone on any topic more than this.
Nudes suck! Please women donβt send me any to change my mind!
Narrator: They didn't.
Task succeeded failury
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Holy fuck even "nudes" is getting censored now
Just wait awhile and it'll be be called una-dressed or something even more stupid.
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Why did I read this as nodes. Am I seriously that married to CS that I read Nudes as nodes (as in nodes from linked lists).
I guess it doesn't help that the they've used the character 'β’' in place of the 'u' to solicite the word "Nudes."
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