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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 76 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

This is pretty common in aquatic animals. It's so stuff can't escape their mouth when they're eating stuff in the water. It's also a filter.

(Leather back Sea turtle for reference)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Are they all hard and pokey or more mushy/soft?

[–] lemonwood@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Geese eat mostly grass though. And seeds. Both on land.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's what they want you to think.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Goose teeth image search results:

Do not want

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why are there ao many results? Who's talking these photos?!

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

The last photos they ever took

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The heros we need. To warn us of geese teeth

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] silentTeee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

zefrank fan confirmed

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is not what I needed right before bed.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why it hurts so bad when they bite your penis.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honk honk baby, make it hurt so good

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes honk don’t feel like it should

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the kind of stuff that made me believe dinosaurs became birds when I was 12. All you have to do is watch a chicken attack something or walk and replace its frame with a raptor as well.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well the did, and they can flip a switch on chicken DNA and the chickens get tooth nubs again

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just look at the legs of a cossovary:

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, and TRex always looked like a bird body with wing feathers missing missing. They say those scrawny things are arms but they look more like how bat wings are with claws sticking out.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And to add to that, here’s how they reconstructed the t.rex in the past:

And that’s how they’re done now:

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

Top image looks like they had Kangaroo in mind

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Honestly, I think its front arms should be folded towards the back, like a chicken. Then it will all be complete

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Now I'm picturing a T-rex doing a Naruto run. I'm not sure I will ever be able to take T-rex seriously again.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

I used to think that but Lindsay did a good job of making me think that likely isn’t the case.

https://youtu.be/r-xoG0k0704

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 35 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, its tongue also has teeth? WTF?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not bone teeth like mammals. It's beak teeth, even on the tongue.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Either way, nightmare fuel.

Talk to me, goose

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 14 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like something from Annihilation:

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago

It’s like it has a smaller angrier beak inside its beak

That’s some xenomorph shit!

[–] tym@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

They also hiss like snakes when they feel threatened. I've done many things in life, but being accepted by a flock of geese in my poultry farming days is way up there on the list of things I'm proud of.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Evolving back to T-Rex to fuck you up.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Women: Whatcha thinkin' bout?

Me: ........

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

All water fowl are jerks. This simply helps geese in their role.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but you can grab it by the throat and falcon punch it. They're only scary until you realize it's just flapping and pecking and making hella noise, with no real way to make you bleed.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

D,did T-rex have teeth on its toung?