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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 76 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

This is pretty common in aquatic animals. It's so stuff can't escape their mouth when they're eating stuff in the water. It's also a filter.

(Leather back Sea turtle for reference)

[–] lemonwood@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Geese eat mostly grass though. And seeds. Both on land.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

That's what they want you to think.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Are they all hard and pokey or more mushy/soft?

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Goose teeth image search results:

Do not want

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Why are there ao many results? Who's talking these photos?!

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

The last photos they ever took

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The heros we need. To warn us of geese teeth

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

This is not what I needed right before bed.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is why it hurts so bad when they bite your penis.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honk honk baby, make it hurt so good

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Sometimes honk don’t feel like it should

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of stuff that made me believe dinosaurs became birds when I was 12. All you have to do is watch a chicken attack something or walk and replace its frame with a raptor as well.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well the did, and they can flip a switch on chicken DNA and the chickens get tooth nubs again

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just look at the legs of a cossovary:

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, and TRex always looked like a bird body with wing feathers missing missing. They say those scrawny things are arms but they look more like how bat wings are with claws sticking out.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And to add to that, here’s how they reconstructed the t.rex in the past:

And that’s how they’re done now:

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Top image looks like they had Kangaroo in mind

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Honestly, I think its front arms should be folded towards the back, like a chicken. Then it will all be complete

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Now I'm picturing a T-rex doing a Naruto run. I'm not sure I will ever be able to take T-rex seriously again.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

I used to think that but Lindsay did a good job of making me think that likely isn’t the case.

https://youtu.be/r-xoG0k0704

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 35 points 3 months ago

Wait, its tongue also has teeth? WTF?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not bone teeth like mammals. It's beak teeth, even on the tongue.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 months ago

Either way, nightmare fuel.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 14 points 3 months ago

Looks like something from Annihilation:

Talk to me, goose

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

It’s like it has a smaller angrier beak inside its beak

That’s some xenomorph shit!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Women: Whatcha thinkin' bout?

Me: ........

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Evolving back to T-Rex to fuck you up.

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

All water fowl are jerks. This simply helps geese in their role.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but you can grab it by the throat and falcon punch it. They're only scary until you realize it's just flapping and pecking and making hella noise, with no real way to make you bleed.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

D,did T-rex have teeth on its toung?