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I'm the baby! Gotta love me!
The babies dead dude. Last episode said so.
Beat me to it.
Chicken or bird?
That's fowel.
You have to ask yourself:
Which came first, the chicken or the soup?
Bird soup
What is this?
Morla from The Neverending Story
We named our tortoise after it.
So many memories getting posted lately.
That's the curve catching up to you
I see a turtle.
I was about to say, a stoned tortoise
Clearly a stoned turtle.
Yooo. Keep it groovy, man 🤙
That's a turtle.
100% turtle
Or a tortoise
That's literally what the comment in the image is saying, Master Oogway from Kung fu Panda
Never seen it.
Ikr, more people should go watch The Neverending Story!
I would add a stoned one at that !
Chicken OR bird...?
You're right i don't think it's either, it looks more like some kind of feathered animal
So a dinosaur.
I don't see feathers on this animal, that is clearly a man
Perhaps an ostrich of some descript?
My thought exactly. I got news for you, OP...
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Morla The Ancient One
Not that it matters
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But yes!
Mitch McConnell
Chicken or bird ........ Chicken or bird .... Let it sink in.
Stoned turtle.
So basically the turtles from finding nemo
Turtle robot! 🐢🤖 Cutest robots of them all. Very programmer friendly. Very artistic.
Birds aren't real. By process of elimination, chicken.
The Great A'Tuin
I’m struggling to see either. I see only Turtle/Tortoise.
How is that a chicken?
Literally cant see it as anything other than a stoned turtle
I see tuhdles
Stoned turtle or an image of me after a really good bong hit, either way that things high as fuck.
Edit: Just had a bong and yeah that's just an image of me.
Robot Overlord.
That's a turtle with a single hair, and impaled by a really, really big pole.
Master oogway after some edibles.
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