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[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 2 points 13 minutes ago

I see a turtle.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 15 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] boogiebored@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 40 minutes ago

Morla from The Neverending Story

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

So many memories getting posted lately.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago

Chicken or bird?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Chicken or bird ........ Chicken or bird .... Let it sink in.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Yooo. Keep it groovy, man 🤙

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Literally cant see it as anything other than a stoned turtle

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Birds aren't real. By process of elimination, chicken.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I’m struggling to see either. I see only Turtle/Tortoise.
How is that a chicken?

[–] bob@feddit.uk 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

So basically the turtles from finding nemo

[–] AbbaZabba616@lemmy.world 52 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

Not that it matters

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But yes!

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 90 points 6 hours ago (4 children)
[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

I would add a stoned one at that !

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

That's literally what the comment in the image is saying, Master Oogway from Kung fu Panda

[–] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 hours ago

Or a tortoise

[–] Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 hours ago

Ikr, more people should go watch The Neverending Story!

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 73 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 18 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You're right i don't think it's either, it looks more like some kind of feathered animal

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 6 hours ago

So a dinosaur.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Perhaps an ostrich of some descript?

[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

My thought exactly. I got news for you, OP...

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 hours ago

Turtle robot! 🐢🤖 Cutest robots of them all. Very programmer friendly. Very artistic.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

Robot Overlord.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 points 2 hours ago

That's a turtle with a single hair, and impaled by a really, really big pole.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 5 hours ago

The Great A'Tuin

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I see tuhdles

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Master oogway after some edibles.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Stoned turtle or an image of me after a really good bong hit, either way that things high as fuck.

Edit: Just had a bong and yeah that's just an image of me.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago