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"Lord of the Dicks"

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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (8 children)
  • Me and You and Everyone We Dick
  • Green Dick
  • Lord of Dick
  • Dick the Duck
  • Happy Dick
  • My Dick
  • My Dick Ex-Girlfriend
  • The Last Dick on the Left
  • Evil Dick (Rise)
  • Army of Dick
  • Dick of a Unicorn
  • Scary Dick
  • Invasion of the Dick Snatchers
  • Beetlejuice Dick
  • My Big Fat Greek Dick

Let’s do Marvel!

  • Iron Dick
  • Ant-Dick
  • The Incredible Dick
  • Black Dick
  • Black Dick
  • Black Dick (just kidding, that one’s DC)
  • Guardians of the Dick
  • Spider-Man: Brand New Dick (coming soon!)
  • The Fantastic Dick: First Steps
  • Captain America: The Dick Avenger
  • Captain America: Dick War
  • Captain America: Brave New Dick
  • Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Dick
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My Big Fat Greek Dick

All funny but this was the best

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Invasion of the Dick Snatchers

Sounds scary. 10/10 I would watch this.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

For Marvel: Dick-Man

Deadpool Dicks Wolverine (Ryan Reynolds would be all for this one :p)

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sir, we're going to have to ask you to sort these dicks alphabetically.

Thanks in advance.

😂👍

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Every dick, everywhere, all at once.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

On Her Majesty's Secret Dick

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

dick Tracy

fuck, i suck at this game

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Schindlers dick, The never ending dick, Willy wonka and the dick, Dick unchained, How to train your dick, Dicks on a plane, Dickbusters, The wizard of dick, Beauty and the dick, the little dick, Dick club, The silence of the dick, American history dick, Raiders of the lost dick, Requiem for a dick, No country for old dick, Finding dick, Monte python and the holy dick, Dick me if you can, Million dollar dick, The dick hunter, Texas chainsaw dick, Night of the living dick, Rosemary’s dick, The bride of dickenstien, Bram strikers dickula, Interview with the dick, House of 1000 dicks, Revenge of the dicks, Dick academy,

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)
  • 50 First Dicks

  • 28 Dicks Later

  • 12 Angry Dicks

  • The Men Who Stare At Dicks

  • Ocean's Dick

  • The Last Dick

  • Dick 2: Electric Boogaloo

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[–] omxxi@feddit.org 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 days ago

How to Dick Your Dragon

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dicks Everywhere All at Once

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

There is "Dick", "Dick", and "Dick".

The one with the clown in Derry, the one with the giant sandworms, and the one with the great white shark.

[–] T4V0@lemmy.pt 7 points 4 days ago

Fun with Dick and Dick

[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fellowship of the dick

The dick towers

Return of the dick

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Alternatively:

Dick of the ring

The two dicks

Dick of the king

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

: Return of the King

Seriously I'm on Lemmy and nobody's said "The Princess Dick" yet!?!? You people are getting lazy

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

Big Dick in Little China

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 days ago

Big Momma's Dick

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 8 points 4 days ago

Requiem for a dick

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago

Dick hour

Rush dick 2

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 5 days ago

Dick Club

Club Dick

Baby Dick

Dick Baby

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Invasion of the dick snatchers.

The sound of dicks

Dr. Strangedick, Or How I Stopped Worrying and Loved The Dick

Kung Pow- Enter The Dick

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago

If Kung Pow: Enter the Dick isn't a porno already then the industry has lost it's edge.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Ah yes, dick dick, my favorite movie

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago

or My Big Fat Greek Dick

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

The land before dick

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

There Will be Dick

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

The Wonderful Dick of Henry Sugar

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The Fifth Dick or The Dick Element

Hard choice, very hard indeed.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

No Dick for Old Men Dicking Arizona The Big Dick O Dick, Where Art Thou The Ladydicks The Dicksucker Proxy

There's my Coen brothers run

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The dick paradox

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