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[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 107 points 7 months ago

When I'm in a "shoot teens in their knees" contest and my opponent is Bibi's nephew squidward-nervous

[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 95 points 7 months ago

The Dangerous Sniper and his spotter Death Guy along with their team leader Mister Kill.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 72 points 7 months ago

Fuck me did Kojima name these fuckers

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

Hot Coldman is a more creative name than Dangerous Sniper

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 54 points 7 months ago

Die Hardman lives rent-free in my head, as Mao intended

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 73 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What do you expect when someone is just nicknamed "the dangerous sniper"?

'Watch out! It's good shooter! Uh oh, and here comes accurate shot!'

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

Playstation Simple 2000 series ass sounding FPS game name.

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Fr that name strikes me as something translated from an Asian language where it sounds much cooler

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[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 7 months ago

They call me... soli- no. Soft. Sna-... cock. That's right Soft Cock. (Fuck!)

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 72 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

1000% he gave himself that nickname, and people had to go along with it because he was the boss's nephew

[-] SkolShakedown@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago

In IDF service my nickname was "nervous machine gun man". I had most friendly fire kills in my class.

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

"aw oops fuck my bad guys"

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 62 points 7 months ago

Even their lame code names are getting lamer. Not going to call him the "Sniping Avenger" or "Lone Wolf Sharpshooter" or "Shadow Reaper" or something? "Dangerous Sniper" is the lamest shit I've heard.

[-] Goadstool@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

"Really Good at Shooting Guy"

[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

With that in mind, Steven meditated for a week—the kind of meditation where you focus squarely on connecting your two eyebrows—before settling on a title. His Bruce Lee notepad was filled with possibilities, including “Difficult to Beat Up,” “Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens,” and “Howard’s End.”

  • Still Kicking: The Very Authorized Biography Of Steven Seagal , Volume II, Pgs. 567–568 by Jared Bloom
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[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

i might've gone with Nimrod

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[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 59 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He got killed in a cartoon skit where an IDF soldier warned his unit of Hamas presence by yelling "Dangerous, Sniper!" and Netanyahu lifted his head up out of cover and asked "Yes?", and you cannot tell me otherwise

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

Rookie mistake, he was also wearing his ghillie suit inside out, which instead of adding +5 to your stealth modifier, is bright orange and neon green, which gives a -5 to stealth instead.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago
[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

trump-who-must-go folks, i prefer the snipers that don't get got

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[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

good, fuck a fascist, and fuck a sniper, and double fuck a fascist sniper, and triple probation fuck the nephew of that philadephafuck netanyahu

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[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago

"dangerous sniper"

MD Geist-ass name

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[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago

Metal Gear 1 tier codename for a boss whos gimmick is just he shoots from offscreen and you just run up and punch him once to win.

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Snipers are such cowards, especially in occupation/colonislist armies and armed forces. The fighter jet pilots of the infantry world. Oh let me just invade someone's country, kill a guy in cold blood from a kilometre away with my high tech rifle, and retreat before the enemy calls a mortar strike on my position.

Snipers defending their homeland, country or territory are the only good ones. And those that sniped the Nazis.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago
[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

Shout-out to Juba as well, they'll never get a suitable emote because they were never identified (it may have even been multiple people).

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

to some extent bravery and effective warfare are at odds with one another. rarely is it strategic to die gloriously. it's a good lesson for insurrectionists frankly.

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[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago
[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

Maybe I've just lost the plot here, but how the hell is "the dangerous sniper" considered a nickname for a sniper? Fascism truly is the death of figurative language.

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

It was a tactical mistake putting him on the same team as "the livestreamer sniper", "the plays music off a loudspeaker in combat sniper" and "the day drunk sniper"

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

RIPpin' my vape cuz ur dead bozo

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

This actually brings the total to two! Yoni Netanyahu was merc’d by a Ugandan at Entebbe in 1973.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago
[-] BennyHill500@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

Damn, that guy alone gotta add another 2-3 9/11s

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

Hamas's new cringe nickname-seeking weapons technology might unironically pose a threat to the entire US military.

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

"He's a Dangerous Sniper with a body count of over 200, and only a third were stray cats."

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

This weapon can take off an underage peaceful protester's kneecap at over 1000 yards

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago
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[-] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

I'm getting word here that the Dangerous Sniper was saved by the Ghost of Kyiv.

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Wait so both his son AND nephew are named Yair?

Anyway, whatever, TFU.

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[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago
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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Netanyayeeted straight to hell

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

nice nickname deadass

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Unfortunately, IDF soldier the "doesn't get KIA sniper", Yair Netangoogle is still at large.

[-] kot@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

Not very dangerous anymore

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nicknamed the 'dangerous sniper'

Were his comrades in arms Gunhaver, Reinforcements, and/or Reynold?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0n5ft-geXc

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