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[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 84 points 6 days ago (2 children)

While I do endorse sleeping naked, I don't endorse being told to do it by AI

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago
[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 6 days ago

the moat egregious part is that despite being literally AI generated the white border around the image isnt properly spaced. The top and bottom are different thicknesses.

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 79 points 6 days ago (2 children)

me, having a stroke on Jeopardy: what is unusual bheviors doring sleep

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 50 points 6 days ago

uhhhhhhhhhhh brown fat ne̷̬͓̗̋̐̀t̴̙̗̃̈́͒

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

losing my shit at this comment lmao

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 60 points 6 days ago
[–] Carl@hexbear.net 48 points 6 days ago

awooga ai generated corporate memphis ladies

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

skin to skin contact

My bed is not made out of skin haha... doggirl-gloom

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago

Bheviours doring sleep

Cold exposure may activate brown fat 𝓷𝓴𝓽

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Socks only

In winter socks only w a fleece cap Ebenezer style

A miniature one on my balls

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)

i sleep on the floor, butt naked, covered in garbage and i thrash around with my head in the toilet due to night terrors.

...

aorry, what was the question?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

BEE BOP BOP BADOPE BOPE

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

So you're literally pepe-silvia 😄

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

All I know is at this point any time anyone tells me how I should or should not be sleeping I get very angry because it's never how I actually have the most success with sleep, and yet everyone seems to think they know better than I do about what works for me

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

i sleep in a tar pit, if i die i'll be a cool ass mummy

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you should sleep hanging upside down by your legs from one of those climbing cargo nets above a foam block pit

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 days ago

Wearing a straight jacket

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

based slumberchads vs virgin alertcels

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago

why does the bottom right seem like the AI was about to say the n-word and immediately self-censored

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What the fuck is a brown fat ne̷̬͓̗̋̐̀t̴̙̗̃̈́͒ lmao. The AI just gave up midsentence

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago

This assumes a petless home without itchy ass hair everywhere.

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 6 days ago

clean underwear is better than dirty sheets

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago

I don't need oxytocin because I was a mailman for six months and delivering packages in this blasted out hellscape gave me enough oxytocin to last five lifetimes via likes

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What if I'm prone to wet farts

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Adult diapers

charlie-kirk

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yes but wearing socks because sex is better with warm feet.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 6 days ago

Noooo, you're ruining my toecicles

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don't like how my thighs stick together.

Topless with loose jammy bottoms is the way to go.

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[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago
[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

the down there health one is true if you are prone to discharge which can cause infection

the rest of this sounds like nonsense to me tho

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

For anyone looking for a non-slop version: It’s true that it slightly reduces body temperature, but it dirties up sheets much quicker.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I started sleeping in the buck when I got with my wife 8 years ago and can recommend. It's honestly weird sleeping in clothes now.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

yes but only while sleeping outdoors on a hammock

I sleep in full Victorian dress just to spite Cosmo's editors

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

idk I sleep in a t-shirt and undies, the only time I'm nude is on the dog days of summer where it's like 80 overnight

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Is this Brad Troemel or AI

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

I like to sleep in the noonah. Come at me! I dare you! I'll rub myself all over you

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Clearly, nk^+^ is the signal that this probargandus came from North Korea, so it's legit

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Tag urself I'm Down There Health

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

I sleep naked because it's dope

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

Try it and see. You might like it, you might not. Either way is fine.

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