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submitted 7 months ago by stopthatgirl7@kbin.social to c/news@lemmy.world

Ivanka Trump lost her appeal and is officially set to testify in the fraud trial against the Trump Organization.

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[-] flipht@kbin.social 279 points 7 months ago

She claimed she'd face undue hardship because it's during the school week.

What?

She's got a husband. I bet she still has a nanny - she mentioned having one in her book. She's got two brothers that aren't going to be testifying at the same time.

The kids will be in school for 8 hours, and literally any one of those people could watch her kids for the remaining time. Normal people have to deal with this all the time.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 181 points 7 months ago

She's literally using her own children as a shield for her lies, those poor kids.

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 134 points 7 months ago

She learned it from her father.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

I wonder if she also looks at her children the way her father looks at her.

[-] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

She definitely has a thing for the puer aeternus, maybe she's just making sure they never grow up.

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Who learnt it from his father. The shit Apple didn’t fall far from the shit tree.

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[-] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 52 points 7 months ago

None of these people ever faced any actual hardship in their entire entitled lives.

[-] ShadowRam@kbin.social 30 points 7 months ago

I bet she gets up early and makes their lunches for them.

[-] spider@lemmy.nz 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I bet the Pope shits in the woods, too. ;)

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 16 points 7 months ago

She probably hand bakes cupcakes for the parent teacher conference, and writes each teacher’s name in icing using a plastic bag with a hole cut in it.

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[-] Toggol@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I haven't read the article, so I'll continue to assume the baby sitter was intended for Jared.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Although, would you want those two Trump brothers watching your children?

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 130 points 7 months ago

Ivanka is likely to be less coy about her father’s business dealings, according to Mary, who believes that the heiress will “tell the truth and throw him under the bus,” since she’s “legitimately wealthy” without her father and doesn’t need to rely on him.

Lemme go out on a limb and predict that this won't happen.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 37 points 7 months ago

Yeah doubt that'll happen. Though this next quote seemed pretty accurate.

“They’re going to have to walk a very thin line between obfuscating in a way that’s not perjury and appeasing their father’s ego so that he doesn’t throw them under the bus when he testifies, which of course he’s going to do no matter what they do,” Mary Trump said ... referring to the two sons.

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Yeah, where are these reporters getting these theories from? This is a mafia family.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Mary Trump, Ivanka’s cousin. That’s where they got it from.

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[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 92 points 7 months ago

She could probably arrange a temporary babysitter be flown over from Saudi Arabia.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 18 points 7 months ago

And that babysitter would be a princess.

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[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago

What scares me about Ivanka is that if she stays in politics she's likely to be Trump's heir to the Maga throne. Sure Trump is an idiot and will die soon, but she's smarter than him and can be president, as lots of "centrist" will jump to her over her dad

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 49 points 7 months ago

Somehow I get the impression she’d rather stay far away from political office after dealing with dad. Don Jr is more likely to try and fail on that front. She’d rather find a good sweatshop in China and start a new clothing line.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Yeah because the smart rich know where the real money is. Child Labor not politics.

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 11 points 7 months ago

I was going to say “she might actually be a better human being” and then realized the low bar I was setting.

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago

Yeah, Ivanka. What are you? Poor?

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

I actually thought she meant her school. Which maaaaybe, kiiiinda made sense (apart from her helping fucking up the lives of many Americans.)

But it's her kids' school? What a lousy, lousy excuse!

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 48 points 7 months ago

Guaranteed daddy told her to use that excuse.

[-] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 44 points 7 months ago

Yup, it plays well with his audience - she's just a poor stay at home mom doing her best to take care of her kids, and the evil radical left is dragging her into their witch hunt, harming her kids

Yeah it's bullshit, but it's good bullshit

[-] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 35 points 7 months ago

Yeah it's bullshit, but it's good bullshit

It's... it's not good bullshit though.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Disagree. It makes them look like victims. Which is exactly what their followers want.

[-] Rusticus@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Her husband gave up untold US security secrets for $2 billion. Anyone paying attention won’t be swayed by the childcare bit.

[-] Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

No, but it's their base they are appeasing, and they do not pay attention.

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[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

the best outcome i can hope for is that this whole mayonnaise family is barred from running for office in case any of them were thinking about it

[-] fine_sandy_bottom@aussie.zone 25 points 7 months ago

It's gonna be a big week I think.

The warm up with the sons didn't disappoint but it seems like ivanka is less likely to perjure herself.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 44 points 7 months ago

Oh, it's gonna be a big week. My son will be born. I'm not joking. Sorry.for capturing your comment, but I have to let the world know. Besides, there still are good things happening.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Oh, it’s gonna be a big week. My son will be born. I’m not joking. Sorry.for capturing your comment, but I have to let the world know. Besides, there still are good things happening.

Dont name him Donald.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 20 points 7 months ago

What the.... I'd rather Name him Fartsgerald Dickworth than Donald.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

"Daddy why did you name me Fartsgerald Dickworth?"

"Well my dearest son. It was either that or Donald."

"But dad Donald is a nice normal name, the kids at school wouldn't tease me if I was named Donald."

"Here my son. Sit down at my knee and I will tell you a tale that will scare you to the bottom of your Dickworth."

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[-] fine_sandy_bottom@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago

Just gonna one up you here bro, my mrs is due this week too, but she has a son and a daughter on board!

[-] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

I don't want to one up both of you guys, but my wife is making enchiladas tomorrow. So things are going really well around here. Sorry if I stole your thunder.

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[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Ivanka may be less likely to perjure herself, but she’s also much more likely to intentionally throw Donald under the bus to save her own skin. She already feels the noose tightening around the entire operation, and is desperate to distance herself.

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Truly a LOL moment!!

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

I swear, this family will pull anything out of their ass to delay when they know they're guilty as hell.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Oh gods, I had no idea it reproduced.

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[-] yoz@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago

Bro I just want to admit that I find woman who commit a crime and act innocent really fucking hot.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

the bad thing about finding Ivanka Trump hot is that now you have something in common with his father, Donald Trump.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

How do you feel about deep voices?

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