I recall the last time an award was offered to rat out an assassin the money was not paid.
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Hopefully that fact will dissuade people from trying
You'll always find a bootlicker who thinks they'll be rewarded if the lick hard enough.
Hard to pay the undisclosed facial recognition software at the McDonald's self-order kiosk
It was an employee who called the police
I hope his name is Mario
Its have more of a Waluigi stance
I hope homeboy learned from Luigi and doesnt go to McDonalds

everyone is saying 'chud' but here I am looking going:
thin tall odd limb torso ratio awkward gait eyes hidden appears near events of political significance
spoiler
that's a grey man
now to beat a hasty tactical retreat to badposting 
Just remember they won't ever pay out. If you think you've seen him - no ya didn't!
I almost forgot they stiffed the McDonald's employee that dimed on Luigi. Maybe that'll come back to bite them now.
That photo of luigi also seemed like it wouldn't give him away at all, I suspect it didn't, I suspect the FBI's capacity through track someone through their phone and find out where they were is larger than we think
Assuming Luigi is the adjuster. They 100% used illegal NSA surveillance techniques and parallel construction to get him. The phone call never happened, the backpack and other stuff was all planted.
If they had half a brain, they wouldn't carry a phone doing something like this.
They have drones and satellites they routinely fly over large cities. Used to be they could track cars and by extention people. I would be surprised if they don't have mostly accurate maps of here any given person is at any given time.
That's my buddy Mario and we were playing Warhammer 40k at the time, can 100% vouch for him
I was there, too, I remember you both were playing all day not letting me play

Phew! It's a white guy it looks like.
Yeah he looks like a typical Utah dude bro and even has a “patriotic” shirt on.
Yeah that's a chud
Possibly. Anybody who looks white and cis can put on chud clothes and walk among the right
Real ninja shit is blending in while you escape.
I have a feeling deep down inside that this guy is a Q freak who killed him over something Epstein related. This will then be used by the media to drop Epstein coverage and scold anyone who cares about it.
You're not gonna go to a Charlie Kirk rally wearing your fuckin Che shirt. If you're about to merc a guy, you wanna blend in.
But yeah he's probably a chud regardless lmao
definitely a Chud. why wouldn't they wear a mask
Wearing a mask in Utah draws more scrutiny than open carrying a rifle
gotta go full ICE costume
I know this guy. The American flag isn't fooling me. This guy is a member of the Bri*ish royal family. Trump, sir, please nuke Buckingham Palace before these radical woke leftoonies strike again!
punished david hogg
This is how he announces his new PMC, Democrat Dogs
Just call the cops on any generic white dude you see within 12 hours driving of Salt Lake City.
hopefully homeboy learned about latex makeup
Pretty sure I saw this guy at a rage against the machine concert at Foxboro stadium in 2000, when they played with the beastie boys. I hope that helps.
Doesnt look that interesting to me
If this is the dude then why isn't he carrying a rifle or a bag that would fit a rifle?
Has anyone found the shirt online?

When it's time to assemble your disguise and you google "stupid 'merica bullshit"
