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[–] Poof@hexbear.net 171 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I recall the last time an award was offered to rat out an assassin the money was not paid.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hopefully that fact will dissuade people from trying

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

You'll always find a bootlicker who thinks they'll be rewarded if the lick hard enough.

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[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hard to pay the undisclosed facial recognition software at the McDonald's self-order kiosk

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It was an employee who called the police

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 57 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is what we are told yeah

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 105 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 63 points 3 weeks ago

Its have more of a Waluigi stance

[–] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 103 points 3 weeks ago

I hope homeboy learned from Luigi and doesnt go to McDonalds

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 95 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 90 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

everyone is saying 'chud' but here I am looking going:

thin tall odd limb torso ratio awkward gait eyes hidden appears near events of political significance

spoilerthat's a grey man posad

now to beat a hasty tactical retreat to badposting peppino-run

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 83 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just remember they won't ever pay out. If you think you've seen him - no ya didn't!

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I almost forgot they stiffed the McDonald's employee that dimed on Luigi. Maybe that'll come back to bite them now.

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[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 75 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That photo of luigi also seemed like it wouldn't give him away at all, I suspect it didn't, I suspect the FBI's capacity through track someone through their phone and find out where they were is larger than we think

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Assuming Luigi is the adjuster. They 100% used illegal NSA surveillance techniques and parallel construction to get him. The phone call never happened, the backpack and other stuff was all planted.

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[–] calidris@hexbear.net 51 points 3 weeks ago

If they had half a brain, they wouldn't carry a phone doing something like this.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They have drones and satellites they routinely fly over large cities. Used to be they could track cars and by extention people. I would be surprised if they don't have mostly accurate maps of here any given person is at any given time.

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's my buddy Mario and we were playing Warhammer 40k at the time, can 100% vouch for him

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was there, too, I remember you both were playing all day not letting me play

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 70 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 69 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Phew! It's a white guy it looks like.

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah he looks like a typical Utah dude bro and even has a “patriotic” shirt on.

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 68 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Poof@hexbear.net 112 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Possibly. Anybody who looks white and cis can put on chud clothes and walk among the right

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 61 points 3 weeks ago

Real ninja shit is blending in while you escape.

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[–] enkifish@hexbear.net 85 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I have a feeling deep down inside that this guy is a Q freak who killed him over something Epstein related. This will then be used by the media to drop Epstein coverage and scold anyone who cares about it.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 81 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're not gonna go to a Charlie Kirk rally wearing your fuckin Che shirt. If you're about to merc a guy, you wanna blend in.

But yeah he's probably a chud regardless lmao

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[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

definitely a Chud. why wouldn't they wear a mask

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 116 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wearing a mask in Utah draws more scrutiny than open carrying a rifle

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago

gotta go full ICE costume

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[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 63 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Is that… BETO????

Pic of Beto:

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 67 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

that's his evil brother sigmo

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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I know this guy. The American flag isn't fooling me. This guy is a member of the Bri*ish royal family. Trump, sir, please nuke Buckingham Palace before these radical woke leftoonies strike again!

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[–] pisstoria@hexbear.net 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago

This is how he announces his new PMC, Democrat Dogs

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That could literally be anyone

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[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 51 points 3 weeks ago

Just call the cops on any generic white dude you see within 12 hours driving of Salt Lake City.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago

hopefully homeboy learned about latex makeup

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure I saw this guy at a rage against the machine concert at Foxboro stadium in 2000, when they played with the beastie boys. I hope that helps.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago

Doesnt look that interesting to me

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

If this is the dude then why isn't he carrying a rifle or a bag that would fit a rifle?

[–] booty@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

whole thing was up his butt, believe it or not. he was very skilled

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[–] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Has anyone found the shirt online?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 49 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

When it's time to assemble your disguise and you google "stupid 'merica bullshit"

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