chapotraphouse

he had a wife!

You do not want to hear my opinions on said wife

I know we’re all living in a post-irony world, but just spent months deploying the gestapo to Urban areas because of “crime” only for his most loyal apparatchik to get merked in exurban Utah.

Hates Socialism

Is publically owned

9/11 comes early for those who celebrate

BREAKING: In his final moments, Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Welcome home Charlie

I think he always wanted something like this but never expected to die. His whole thing was going on college campuses with private security and riling up the libs. It would have been appropriate for his brand had some woke college kid try to shoot him but then fail.

Good riddance though. Rest in piss. Enjoy hell, you utter piece of shit. One of the most rotten people to have ever lived. Professional racist, transphobe, and Zionism apologist. What a fucking waste of life and free will. Fuck that guy and I hope the rest of his reactionary ilk learn to shut the fuck up.

His anti-vaxx shit alone caused the deaths of unknowable numbers of children.

I want to say this should have happened sooner, but what I really believe is that people like him should never be able to spread such dangerous misinformation in the first place - it should never even have to come to this, because society should be so much more sensible.

The moderate wing of fascism.

now we nervously await what kind of person did the thing. not that it matters but personally i was hoping it was the 65 y/o boomer lib

imagine if boomer libs with nothing to lose just starting going lone wolf like those phone calls to senators at the beginning of the year

like the admin wouldn't be able to really even do any broad sweeping crackdowns against that group. they could operate with impunity.

please be fatal

suspect was realeased (again) maybe it was mossad after all

I open Hexbear for the first time in a while and this is what's going on??

Guess he shoulda shrunk his neck instead of his face.

I get the impression that a lot of people who either don’t know who Kirk was or do and didn’t necessarily like him are pretty shook by this. I think it’s probably just the nature of the way he got unalived and he was a public figure.

But the fact that THIS has people shook and not the many children who die in horrific ways in Gaza every day… well, I guess if I didn’t get perma banned on Reddit yesterday I probably would have today. Death to America.

Trump said no gun control laws after charlie kirk death. Said its what he would have wanted. How touching

another KKKracker down, unlimited piss on the world trade center

God can you imagine how shit the internet would be right now if this was Trump? Obama would be crying on TV that his best friend was taken too early. They're already getting misty-eyed at the "father of two"

kinda repugnant that the guy is getting whitewashed

One of the questions I haven’t seen answered yet is whether they were able to harvest his cum in time?

welcome home charlie

rip bozo. rest in piss.

this probably won't happen, but: i hope the hero gets away with it and isn't some fringe Libertarian.

I've been having such a shitty month, nice to have something to cheer me up

That's a ridiculously accurate shot from so far away. It seems like the work of a professional. Has anyone seen fucking Van Augur since this happened?

President trump please restore order and militarily occupy utah

The mormons are clearly behind this

If I were him I would spend my last breath mentioning how gun violence is sometimes necessary to maintain a free society

https://www.yahoo.com/news/videos/witness-claims-alleged-charlie-kirk-195025695.html

Witness claims alleged Charlie Kirk shooter yelled "I'd do it again"

if you piece together what we know, that they arrested some old white guy and then said it wasnt him but were going to be charging someone with "obstruction of justice", it appears that the boomer that people thought was the shooter was actually just a secondary protagonist making sure the shooter had a better chance to get away, what a king

Dude's neck literally ejaculated

I was having a crappy day, but this news really cheered me up.

RIP in piss bozo.

Charlie kirk last words

Couldn't have happened to a man with a smaller face

hahahahahahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAH