chapotraphouse

he had a wife!

You do not want to hear my opinions on said wife

Hates Socialism

Is publically owned

I know we’re all living in a post-irony world, but just spent months deploying the gestapo to Urban areas because of “crime” only for his most loyal apparatchik to get merked in exurban Utah.

BREAKING: In his final moments, Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

The moderate wing of fascism.

I think he always wanted something like this but never expected to die. His whole thing was going on college campuses with private security and riling up the libs. It would have been appropriate for his brand had some woke college kid try to shoot him but then fail.

Good riddance though. Rest in piss. Enjoy hell, you utter piece of shit. One of the most rotten people to have ever lived. Professional racist, transphobe, and Zionism apologist. What a fucking waste of life and free will. Fuck that guy and I hope the rest of his reactionary ilk learn to shut the fuck up.

His anti-vaxx shit alone caused the deaths of unknowable numbers of children.

I want to say this should have happened sooner, but what I really believe is that people like him should never be able to spread such dangerous misinformation in the first place - it should never even have to come to this, because society should be so much more sensible.

Welcome home Charlie

Trump said no gun control laws after charlie kirk death. Said its what he would have wanted. How touching

now we nervously await what kind of person did the thing. not that it matters but personally i was hoping it was the 65 y/o boomer lib

imagine if boomer libs with nothing to lose just starting going lone wolf like those phone calls to senators at the beginning of the year

like the admin wouldn't be able to really even do any broad sweeping crackdowns against that group. they could operate with impunity.

suspect was realeased (again) maybe it was mossad after all

I open Hexbear for the first time in a while and this is what's going on??

https://www.yahoo.com/news/videos/witness-claims-alleged-charlie-kirk-195025695.html

Witness claims alleged Charlie Kirk shooter yelled "I'd do it again"

if you piece together what we know, that they arrested some old white guy and then said it wasnt him but were going to be charging someone with "obstruction of justice", it appears that the boomer that people thought was the shooter was actually just a secondary protagonist making sure the shooter had a better chance to get away, what a king

I get the impression that a lot of people who either don’t know who Kirk was or do and didn’t necessarily like him are pretty shook by this. I think it’s probably just the nature of the way he got unalived and he was a public figure.

But the fact that THIS has people shook and not the many children who die in horrific ways in Gaza every day… well, I guess if I didn’t get perma banned on Reddit yesterday I probably would have today. Death to America.

Charlie kirk last words

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/charlie-kirk-last-words/

Charlie Kirks last words:

ATTENDEE: Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?

KIRK: Too many. [Applause]

ATTENDEE: In America, it's five. Now, five is a lot, right, I'm going to give you — I'm going to give you some credit. Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?

(the number is 2500)

KIRK: Counting or not counting gang violence?

(then he gets shot)

another KKKracker down, unlimited piss on the world trade center

kinda repugnant that the guy is getting whitewashed

One of the questions I haven’t seen answered yet is whether they were able to harvest his cum in time?

Guess he shoulda shrunk his neck instead of his face.

God can you imagine how shit the internet would be right now if this was Trump? Obama would be crying on TV that his best friend was taken too early. They're already getting misty-eyed at the "father of two"

President trump please restore order and militarily occupy utah

The mormons are clearly behind this

think about how happy Matt felt to see one more squib!

Oh, he died. Neat. He may not have agreed with your views but he will defend your right to guns to shoot him with until he is shot.

It is kind of funny how this will be entirely gone from the news cycle in a month. Nobody will care after that other than possibly the murder trial (if there is one), the only reason that the pharma boss getting shot stayed relevant for so long is because people are horny for Luigi Mangione.

welcome home charlie

Authorities have announced they now believe Kirk was not victim of a political assassination, but instead a meticulously planned Columbo-esque murder by a wealthy, conceited socialite who stood to inherit Kirk's media empire, concocting an alibi that placed him far from the scene using a series of pre-arranged phone calls, meanwhile they donned the outfit of an ice cream vendor to commit the murder themselves. a raincoat clad detective is currently in the process of feigning to end a conversation with the suspect, before drawing them back in with "one more thing..."

rip bozo. rest in piss.

this probably won't happen, but: i hope the hero gets away with it and isn't some fringe Libertarian.

I've been having such a shitty month, nice to have something to cheer me up

That's a ridiculously accurate shot from so far away. It seems like the work of a professional. Has anyone seen fucking Van Augur since this happened?

If I were him I would spend my last breath mentioning how gun violence is sometimes necessary to maintain a free society

Couldn't have happened to a man with a smaller face

Selfishly, I kinda wish Kirk survived, but only because I really wanted to use this meme from when Trump go shot:

he refused to take a vaccine shot

but he took a 5.56 shot right in the throat

what the fuck man? go to therapy or something bro