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I honestly don't exactly know how I ended up knowing about this LOL..

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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 89 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

"The principle of Adam Smith"

This person is a teenager. Someone should point out to them what Smith said about landlords.

Edit: "Iranian terrorist regime" [emphasis mine]

It's so fucking racist, man.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Also, Adam Smith wasn’t laying out principles. His writing was descriptive, not prescriptive.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 47 points 5 days ago

He definitely was in some cases laying out principles, with both the landlord stuff and the invisible hand being examples. My issue was more that there is no "the principle of Adam Smith" and it sounds like something a child would say, even if Smith did assert principles.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 84 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 61 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"genocidal ultra capitalists do not exist" like bro, Israel is right there

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 57 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That person was ultra-zionist and had the username "glowing_hans" how-compelling-flipped

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn, Hasbara so bad they forgot to include the Uyghurs

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 21 points 5 days ago

and tinyman square. lol

[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 5 days ago

Fintrash forever mad they lost their pathetic war

[–] Samsuma@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago

I did not scroll that far and it shows LOL

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 88 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If you oppose imperialism, you're imperialist.

If you oppose dictatorship, you're a dictator.

If you oppose fascism, you're a fascist.

This is the logic of liberals.

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 52 points 5 days ago

If you point out all their memes epically "PWNING" Trump and Putin by... depicting them as gay is just plain homophobia, that means you're on the Kremlin's payroll and tankie and Russian bot, all at the same time.

[–] Kieselguhr@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If you oppose imperialism, you're imperialist.

My favourite such interaction was when a shitlib explained to me that even thinking in terms of imperial interests (as in "the US has imperial interests in South America") you are essentially an imperialist yourself. If you describe imperial geopolitics and grand strategy, that's when you become an imperialist. He was very adamant too.

Olympian level mental gymnastics (competitive Dunning-Kruger performance).

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

omfl

Please, tell me how he justified it. I'm feeling self-torturous today agony

[–] Kieselguhr@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Well, there was no thought out justification (he literally just said that if you talk about imperial interests you are an imperialist)

The context of all things was a Jacobin article saying that Russia has imperial interests too, and it's reasonable to think that they will act according to their imperial interests, and it's unreasonable to think that they will just abandon their interests, because the US wouldn't either

What made it extra annoying was the arrogance that is typical of shitlibs

Thinking back, you never know whether you are debating a smug 16 year old online, though my guess would be that the person was mid-20s

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Murder investigators are murderers, sorry I don't make the rules

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Um, dont you realize that power corrupts?"

-Someone who is definitely thinking about the world in concrete terms and is not at all treading metaphysical water beneath the long shadow of the church

Damn guys, it turns out any attempt to defeat fascism makes you literally indistinguishable from the fascists. I guess there's nothing left to do but ~~pray~~ post memes about the Epstein files until ~~Jesus~~ Bernie Sanders comes back to deliver us to frictionless western leftist Heaven.

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 71 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I swear, every single time a user argues "we should defederate from these evil tankies!"

say-the-line-bart-1 Show us the nazi propaganda you got caught spouting.

say-the-line-bart-2

100% accurate hitler-detector

[–] roux@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

sigh Hey scatsearcher, if the Nazis were socialist, why'd they put the socialists in camps?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

"Internal power strugglesmuglord"

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We communists are just simply so incredibly genocidal, that we had to start genociding ourselves

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 50 points 5 days ago

They make maduro sound more based than he actually is maduro-coffee

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imagine being to nazi for sopuli.xyz i-cant

[–] Samsuma@lemmy.ml 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the dedication to it is just something else..

more confusingly, on the topic of Austria and it announcing not joining NATO due to neutrality:

...they reach a correct conclusion.. what in the worstguyyouknow...

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

Broken clocks...

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

marxist communist imperialism. my favorite kind.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

One of the most essential pieces of theory is Lenin's "Imperialism: We Should Do That Actually."

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

People are so convinced what Amerikkka does is "spreading democracy", while also realising how bad it looks, that when communist states and groups in power attempt to provide support to other revolutions and communist parties, and sometimes say we're "spreading communism" in a similar tone/context, people jump to criticizing us for "Soviet imperialism!" because they don't understand what's actually happening and they just assume that commies do now and did during the Cold War the exact same thing with soft power and spheres of influence that Amerikkka does with those regime tools. Which, yes, we do use those tools to promote socialist values, but we don't engage in the predatory economic bullshit that the capitalists do.

Anyway, read Lenin. He explains capital's role in imperialism way better than I can.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I wish you could get good communist propaganda in the West at the rates and commonality these guys think it's spreading.

Used to be, I could at least find old Soviet stuff. Doesn't hit as hard as it should when you can't understand the words, but the imagery is still better than anything else I could get my paws on. But since the war, as a result of Western liberal interchangeability of their conceptions of pre revolution Russia, the USSR, and modern Russia, you can't find old Soviet propaganda quite as easily, because they're trying to make everything coming out of Russia disappear.

So, uh, yeah. If communist propaganda is such a problem, piling up in places it's unwanted, dump it here for us commie bears, we actually want it.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Communist propaganda is when you don't think Iraq has nukes or something idk

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Oh. That's lame. And serious Captain Obvious.

Communist propaganda used to be good shit. Now, the lamest crap gets called commie propaganda. I never thought I'd say I miss the height of the Red Scare, but maybe I do.

[–] Samsuma@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Agreed, "commie propaganda" not too long ago used to sound sinister and nightmarish, now it's literally just either cartoonishly silly or incredibly based. Like fuck yeah if China's materially helping Ansar Allah, am I meant to shit my pants to that Mr. U.S. sir?

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[–] anarchoflandish@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 5 days ago

Why does it seem like the non ml ones are always doing crazy shit like blocking my other acct for… checks notes: calling nazis out for being nazis?

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (3 children)

There's an episode of voyger where a race of slaves is invited to a conference by their opressors. I think it might have been about reperstions? Cooperstion? They hesitate to go, Janeway cinvinces them.

the meeting is a trap, the fascists descend in a gunship and attempt to kill the leaders of the slaves. Voyger saves them, ofcourse, but I spent 2 thirds of the episode yelling at the television not to trust them!

But you know, Herbears are pretty easy to get along with, but we don't like threats, we don't like bullies, and we don't like you.

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[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

So, did this scatsearcher person find their precious scat?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

Ah darn I wanted to ping that nerd so we all could be further educated by that jackass

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

WTF is it with these undecipherable names on lemmy, like what the fuck is a "sopuli" is that even English, what does ".xyz" even stand for?

This website is so annoying, everything is scammer and nazi coded crypto-runic bullshit

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Sopuli means lemming in Finnish, the site is run by a Finn so of course it's full of NAFO shit.

[–] AF_R@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Nation that literally was on the Nazi side of less population than the city of Jinan, China demanding to be treated as the bulwark of civilization against the Asiatic hordes

They must be handled similarly to the Tibet plan

It's also one of the older instances and in the pre reddit times most of the insufferable libs on fediverse came from there, mander and beehaw.

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[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

You laugh but I was at the local state fair and found a room full of americans viewing old chinese proppa-ganders

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 days ago

Well, that's some stupidity right there.

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