Slop.

If you point out all their memes epically "PWNING" Trump and Putin by... depicting them as gay is just plain homophobia, that means you're on the Kremlin's payroll and tankie and Russian bot, all at the same time.

"Um, dont you realize that power corrupts?"

-Someone who is definitely thinking about the world in concrete terms and is not at all treading metaphysical water beneath the long shadow of the church

Damn guys, it turns out any attempt to defeat fascism makes you literally indistinguishable from the fascists. I guess there's nothing left to do but ~~pray~~ post memes about the Epstein files until ~~Jesus~~ Bernie Sanders comes back to deliver us to frictionless western leftist Heaven.

If you oppose imperialism, you're imperialist.

My favourite such interaction was when a shitlib explained to me that even thinking in terms of imperial interests (as in "the US has imperial interests in South America") you are essentially an imperialist yourself. If you describe imperial geopolitics and grand strategy, that's when you become an imperialist. He was very adamant too.

Olympian level mental gymnastics (competitive Dunning-Kruger performance).