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[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

guessing the interviewer asked a leading question just to get this headline, but

if, God forbid, there's a terrible tragedy

is some Disney villain-level dialogue

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Jafar Depeanus Vance

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

JD Vance serving Trump a large eclair he prepared for him that's faintly ticking for some reason

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

trump-drenched Mmmmm forbidden doughnut....

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

trump getting couped because he didn't do enough anti-white racism or fuck enough couches to satisfy the hillbilly elegistas

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 month ago

hillbilly elegistas

That's a cool term to describe the Western pseudo leftists who insist that Trump is the true people's president

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would be a shame if something terrible happened to mista Mc Donald Trump but I am ready to be president of the €€u u$$ and KKK

jaby-vance is going to do to Trump what he did to the pope

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Vance poisoned the pope, and now the president

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He wore a hamsic shirt once lenin-sure

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Trust the plan

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Critical support?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

thinking he'll be told to roll back all the tariff bullshit to try to save the dollar

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

truss the plan

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't light that cigar, Trump!

But didn't Kamala say shit like this too? Not a great sign for Cheeto for him to be compared to when everyone was waiting every day for Biden to collapse over his ice cream cone anyway.

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe Kamala said something similar, but are you sure you're not thinking of cedar-rapids on obama-drone getting RFK'd?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I stand corrected, thanks. Real life GoT is apparently just one ghoul hoping that another just drops dead already.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Kinda like a political sugar parent/child relationship.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Totally normal interview for a VP to have under the circumstances

lmao

[–] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's already been on 11 vacations since taking office 7 months ago.

lazy bum socialists never working

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone in the country is going to be made to draw JD Vance from memory. If you draw him weird because you only know what he looks like from the memes, they will haul you off to the camps.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

jaby-vance is what he actually looks like though

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

Quotations of a scheming Vizier

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

God forbid theres a terrible tragedy? You lot are the tragedy

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

will the republicans have the sense to pull their obviously braindead guy before 3 months tiill the next election?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

presumably trump isn't running for his fourth term

[–] regul@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This mf just been on vacation, so in one sense he's wrong, but in another sense he's very right.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Has any one thought about checking the golf course you numb nuts? Jesus christ

[–] hotspur@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

WH press pool hasn’t been notified that trumps travelling—when he goes golfing there’s a whole travelling pool that activates, etc. which is why people are circulating weird speculations about him.

Also at this point, there’s been 24hrs of this stuff floating around, you’d think if there was nothing going on they’d just do some simple proof of life stuff, have him go up and wander on the roof a bit, etc…

He's so well rested that one more vacation will make him shit his pants.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This combined with the rumors Trump hasn't been seen for the last couple of days really makes me think something is going on

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Nah, he's just getting fitted for his mecha Hitler suit. It's a little vintage, and runs on oil. But otherwise he's going to be basically immortal. /a

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

It would be wild if Trump dies before Biden