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[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 1 points 46 minutes ago

All medical folks hate those bastards. The highest driver of increased prices, and only serves as the middle man.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 hours ago (3 children)
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 points 44 minutes ago

I have nothing against computers, as long as people aren't allowed to touch them

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 50 minutes ago

i keep a shot gun in case my pc makes any wonky sound.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Well, they may distrust or dislike them, but I reckon the hate goes towards printers - especially label printers

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

Even worse: network based label printers. Fuck them.

[–] Corelli_III@midwest.social 25 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

every time i pick a different direction in my career, Donald Trump personally brings about that industry's ruin

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Have you considered a job in the military-industrial complex, or maybe at a hedge fund?

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

WW3 and having to suck up to racist pedophiles, those are already on the chopping block

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Become a hedge fund analyst or maybe get a job with McKinsey

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 44 minutes ago

McKinsey will likely be one of the few actual victims of AI replacing jobs.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Paramedics hate methamphetamine. And alcohol. And high voltage electrical current.

But we love people who injure themselves creatively.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Stupid people are our job security.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 31 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)
  • Emergency Medicine: Alcohol and/or fireworks
  • Family Medicine: Wellness influencers
  • Surgery: Pre-op NSAIDs (eg ibuprofen)
  • Pediatrics: RFK Jr
[–] Paraneoptera@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 hours ago

Neurology: Football (American football) and boxing

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

We all hate RFK, except Ortho. Those guys seem to like stupid $&#(.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 10 points 4 hours ago

Oh, I forgot for OB/Gyn: GOOP and "Natural Birth Midwives"

[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

For lawyers? The Dunning-Kruger effect.

[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 hours ago

That's the enemy of anyone with any specialization

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 26 points 6 hours ago

Nvidia hates Wayland. :(

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

SLTs hate pacifiers. They're horrible for a child's teeth, leads to costantly open mouths, are bad for posture etc.. Most patients' parents who come into therapy are good about weaning their kids but some don't and don't know about the harm either

[–] strung6387@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pipes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

Speech and Language Therapist

or Swine, Lettuce, Tomato for a type of sandwich

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

School bus drivers hate landscapers. And Amazon delivery drivers, but at least those fuckers move quickly.

We also hate children but I probably shouldn't admit that publicly.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 37 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Funeral Homes hate the Government.

They are incredibly rude to the families receiving financial assistance, it takes 3 months for them to pay us, and did you know that if you don't have a will they cut your step-children out of the process entirely?

We had one gentleman in our care whose only living family was his step-daughter. Because there were no blood relatives and no will the Public Guardian took control of his disposition and the step-daughter had no say in anything that happened with him. Wasn't allowed to keep a portion of the ashes, the Funeral Director had to fight just to allow the step-daughter a brief final visitation.

This is also true for children under 18. Your 17 year old child has no say in your disposition if you have no other living relatives.

Have a will people, if for no other reason than to allow your loved ones to decide how they will grieve rather than some indifferent bureaucrat.

[–] strung6387@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It never occurred to me that a government would pay a funeral home, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense for a government to collectively pay for the disposal of human remains, since everyone needs it, and it can't be abused.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

Not everyone is eligible, but if the family has no money to pay for it the government pays for basic services. If the family has funds available they have to pay but I believe they get reimbursed for some amount.

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone using a phone hates clankers.

There's one automated system I need to call regularly at work that does not give me the option of dialing numbers and forces me to speak to it. It lists the options it can understand, but I can't just press a number to move on. Then it asks me to say and spell my first name, then say my last name (which it guesses the spelling of incorrectly) and pretends to type while it's processing. Why are we doing this?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Stop humanising answering machines by equating them to Star Wars level droids please.

Insulting.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 18 points 7 hours ago (6 children)

Arborists hate Bradford pear trees. They’re the ones that have white flowers and smell like cum. That’s not even why we hate them though.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I wrote a mobile app years ago for a company that surveyed power lines to figure out what trees had to be cut away. They gave me a list of something like 800 tree species and I was like "do you guys really know what all these trees look like?" They did, it was a very impressive knowledge set.

A fun fact about power lines in rural areas: property owners generally get compensated monetarily when their trees have to be trimmed for this, and the amount they get is dependent on the species of tree. So the surveyors would usually find all kinds of incredibly exotic shit planted directly under the lines, basically a cash crop for people living in the middle of nowhere. This is probably a huge and under-appreciated factor in the spread of invasive species.

That's gorgeous, I love the unintended consequences

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[–] Smeagol666@mander.xyz 73 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (10 children)

Firemen hate pedophiles

Teachers hate pedophiles

Doctors hate pedophiles

Lawyers hate pedophiles

Liberals hate pedophiles

Conservatives hate pedophiles

Independents hate pedophiles

Where's the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you're on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 39 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Conservatives hate pedophiles

I wish this was really a blanket rule.

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