8/10. -4 for unneeded weight, -3 for asymmetry making prongs short, +5 for actually sharp prongs. Looking at you, every other "fork" out there you.

Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

Because that fork has trisomy 21.

If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

This fork isn't stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

8/10.

2. I hate it, but it appears functional

Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

Knork/10

Limited usefulness because it's too narrow. Don't like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn't want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

3/10. Not great, Bob.

Crab Fork

8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

I'd give it a perfect 5/7

Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?

Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.

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Specific enough?

I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

1. It's not a good spork.

I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

It looks like someone made a fork based on a toddler's drawing of a fork

Excellent for pokin' olives. 7/10

Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

5/7

backscratcher/10

I can not rate this based on this photo. It doesn't even show the complete fork. And how much does it weigh? Where's the banana for scale?

Pretentious restaurant/10. They're going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.

Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

7/10

Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations

Certainly less than a full 4.

8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

-2/10

I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.

Looks pretty standard to me

5 because it at least appears to do the job