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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
NASA, with the tampons.
One of my favorite things about Lemmy ~ Star Trek references can occur anywhere, at any given moment.
I have a personal metric system for rating social networking platforms based on the percentage of Trekkies/Trekkers.
It's quite simple really.
Are you planning on a sensible night with a few tinnies? 4.
Are you wanting to get wankered but still make sense by lunchtime tomorrow? 14.
Are you wanting to get utterly trashed and wake up the morning after the morning after? 24.
Are you part of a suicide cult? Yeah go with 104, sure whatever.
I think it depends on the strength of the beers too. Are we drinking lagers or quads?
It does. I'm in the UK so 90% of the lagers or beers are between 4 and 5%.
If you get on the Special Brew then going into double figures will probably ruin you the following day. That said, start hooning a couple of slabs of Carling C2 and you'll spend most of your time sobering up pissing in the bog/up the neighbours fence/in your mate's wardrobe in the middle of a dream.
She didn't say night, she said weekend. There's so many more variables. Maybe they're going to stay in and watch movies until 3AM, maybe they're going around town and not drinking a lot at home, maybe they get really drunk early on, found love, and stayed in for the rest of the weekend?
It's almost as if we're weaving a whole narrative from a meme post.
Either way, I hope they had a lovely time.
I just don't feel like a real man if I don't have my 125 daily lagers. I would surmise astronauts are the same. Maybe that's why nothing gets done up there,... they're being rationed !
I don't need 100 beers but I would like 100 beers
Plus like what if the mission lasts for a long time. If I plan on spending a week at a friend's house but end up being there for much longer it won't hurt to have more beers.
If we're using NASA as a reference Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore were in space for 286 days instead of a planned week long mission. I definitely would rather have 100 beers in that situation over 12 beers
If we're using NASA as a reference Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore were in space for 286 days instead of a planned week long mission.
They did get resupplied with additional clothing and personal effects after a few weeks.
Coincidentally, there is no laundry or shower on the international space station.
True, but just in case, would still rather have the 100 beers. Plus if I know more beers are coming I can worry less about rationing the beers
NASA standard is 2.5x what you expect. So we're talking 30 beers for the weekend, just to be safe.
I'm not sure whether that's a hot take, and I know there are different levels of tolerance, but I think you might have a problem if you drink 20 beers in 2-3 days (assuming 4-6% alcohol). Or at least you will probably have, starting day 2 :D
I mean, if you’re doing a full weekend of activities with friends those beers could be spaced out far enough that you’re never more than slightly buzzed (small cans, <5%ABV). But yeah, if it’s a regular thing, it’s not a great look.
Really depends on whether we're talking 0.33l oder 0.5l.
if he likes shit beer, get a 12 pack, good beer, 6 pack
I remember watching the X-files sometimes in the noughties and Mulder came up with a deduction; "it must've been two men...nobody drinks two six-packs alone" and I just cracked up.
12-pack was like a medium for the night, 24 a heavier. Plus bars usually. (Finn here.)
We don't serve people who awaken trolls here
Brutal
Oh we got that in Finland btw
(it was a marketing campaign, not a default size)
Get a 12 pack of beer and a medium sized nice liquor bottle as backup
At 27, i would have put down 12 light beers before dinner while on a trip with no real responsibilities.
18 if there were responsibilities.
A full 30 if I thought I might be inconvenienced in those responsibilities.
And here I thought I had a problem. Thanks guys. Feeling better now.
I only upvoted for the Darmok reference and the actual photo still hasn’t loaded to see if the reference is valid.
Edit: Why would people downvote this? I actually want to know if anyone has an idea
What in the ever-loving AI is wrong with that guys skin?
The first generation terminators had rubber skin, and were pretty easy to spot.
