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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have this facial hair style except the mustache and goatee don't connect. Sometimes when I forget to shave for a few days, I can feel the anti-capitalism leaving my body, which reminds me to shave before I go full chud

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's very important to never let them connect doggirl-smart

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

it creates a short-circuit

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, I've been rocking a goatee for over a decade and I'm politically obscure. Just because my face doesn't grow any other hair doesn't make me a Nazi!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would you say you follow a third way?

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In a Kanook. We have many times many ways, but yes three big ones with a fourth as a tag along.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Are they also going to tell you why the latest comic book movie is too woke and destroying the very fabric of culture?

Fun fact: After Lenin died in 1924, he was mummified because of the worldwide popularity of Howard Carter's discovery of the tomb of Tutankhamen in Egypt - not because of any tradition in Russia of preserving the bodies of Tsars or other leaders. The "preservation" job was utterly and completely amateurish, because nobody involved had any idea how to do anything like that.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Defend capitalism but you don’t have capital. Murica!

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

many ethnicities don’t grow full beards usually, but they can grow goatees….
white trash has always had goatees….
it’s weak af to try to be fashion police of everything a nazi does.

normal people shave their head, people with bald patches even more… the two-block haircut is super popular in s korea and came from wwi….

goatees were super popular in the 90’s and a lot of people stuck with it….
i don’t grow much hair on my cheeks and i’m not going to be clean shaved everyday because a couple nazis started wearing goatees….

hitler took over the charlie chaplin mustache and that’s the last thing i’m going to let them take.

also the goatee is a long standing beatnik/counter culture/ hippie symbol….

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

no, but that was a mostly joking comment

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If it weren't for the goatee they wouldn't know where their chin ends and their neck begins.