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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago


in 1995, so they wrote it in 1994

[–] Triton420@mander.xyz 59 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Hey now we could have a nuclear winter, don’t rule out a meteor strike either

[–] Tinks@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

Supervolcano is also an option!

[–] passepartout@feddit.org 22 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

We will probably do at least experimental forms of geoengineering the next years as well. Also those super volcanoes that should have blown up couple hundred years ago will hide the sun for some years once they pop. Also also, fucking with the climate (or trying to save it) could become some kind of climate warfare in the near future as well I guess. Good times ahead!

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 hours ago

I too have seen Snowpiercer.

Such a shame we have to keep increasing emissions, or maybe this coukd have helped.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Hey don't forget flood basalts from all the shifting mass as ice melts. Those are real benders in both climactic directions depending on the composition. We have no idea how those actually start and the timelines involved, just theories and speculation.

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

What about winter? Checkmate libz

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nope, we are in summer here, I guarantee it will be colder in the winter

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

No sir, that is clearly a comment, sir

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

Thanks for clarifizifizilication

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 20 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Technically, we could all collectively decide we have had enough. We won't, but we could.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not even sure that's enough. Some tipping points are already reached and the CO2 that's already in the atmosphere won't magically disappear because we don't add more.

Keep that in mind when you hear that the emission is still rising exponential

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 6 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, we not only have to reach net-0, which is a pipe dream with the current leadership / collective will, but we'll need to figure out some method of carbon capture that can actually be net-negative AND deploy it on scales far beyond any sort of "carbon capture" that has been planned, whether their number were sane or just hype to get some of the "pork barrel spending".

I suggest making sure you have an "exit plan" for when it get worse than you'd like, which I expect to be in my lifetime. There are more violent, revolutionary, or both approaches, but I won't mention them explicitly.

Even if we replaced all energy production "magically" with solar/wind/tidal, we'll still have to keep extracting oil to make plastic!

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah but most climate scientists say every little bit helps, so if we could just do a lot of bits maybe we won't all have to die.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So, every little bit might help, if we are not already dead.

But if we aren't willing to end capitalism and exterminate the scum who did this, and can not will not stop, nothing matters for shit.

Like putting a hand aid on a bisection wound with intestines leaking out.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

People's initiative? We have the tools. Let's start.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

True, I didn't want to sound as a doomer. Every little bit helps in the sense of harm reduction. This isn't black or white. Actually white is long over. It's dark gray or black and I'm willing to fight for dark gray.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah, but tgat would require hunting down and ending the bloodline of every singke billionaire and its flose social circle.

And killing is wrong. How dare you. We should literally all die slowly and horribly while we watch everything we love crumble to ruin instead; how fucking dare you suggest otherwise.

Kill yourself. And me. With me. Collectively. Or you're a fucking murdering scum.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

future dating sites: i'm a billegan. I only eat the rich

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Describes the feeling succinctly

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

So when do we unlock Mad Max biome?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I've lived before this when it was cooler, and that's still part of my lifetime.

Span maybe, that's a more future looking term.

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 6 points 8 hours ago

On average. 1.5 degrees hotter, every square inch of earth, every second of the day. But some areas will become cooler than we knew them up to now, when ocean currents break down.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 9 hours ago

It took my whole life, but I'm finally the coolest fucking person ever.

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Turn the goddamn AC on, Jerry!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

From now going into the future, yes. 10 years ago it was colder.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

So cool. Fuck yeah

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago

Lol. "Children"

[–] jcb201625@fedia.io 1 points 10 hours ago

Let me guess climate change or somebody lighting a cigarette?