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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 16 points 3 days ago

To quote some standup I saw 20 years ago from a black woman about black ladies' hair:

"Sooooo, I want it short but also long, with spikes up front aaaaand a spoiler from a Ford Fiesta."

[–] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this what you get when you ask AI to generate a chomo?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago

A robochomo if you will...

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that an early pic of one of the island boys?

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[–] CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Taylor Swift, is that you?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Bro really said gimme the Spock up front and Clyde Cash in the back.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hate is a strong word, but I don't think I've seen a hairstyle I've disliked more than that. I'm trying to understand why it's triggering intense emotions within me. WHY is it SO powerful? I've been told I have a punch-able face, but this is like this whole 'nother level.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Mark Davis in the front, Vegeta in the back.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is one of the most punchable faces I've seen in a long time.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

For me, it’s less about the face and more about the area above the face.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks like just a kid, chill out.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Exactly. Fuck them kids.

/s kinda

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Ain't no controversy. I see a teen with hair like that and I know they're the opposite of cool. It tells me immediately to never cross paths with them if I am ever near any lockers.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (9 children)

No one on Lemmy spots this as obvious AI slop??

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Idt that it's AI, but don't have Instagram to further confirm my suspicions.

https://www.instagram.com/bohdan.vasylkov/

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[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Actually I retract, it's real: Bohdan Vasylkov, a Ukrainian barber. He has an Instagram page and the images are heavily post processed I suppose.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 5 points 3 days ago

It's not terrible, I'm sure it achieves exactly the results the owner intended: turns heads, memorable, somewhat exciting.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago

When you wanna look fancy but hate wearing tiaras.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Aah, yes...the ever-popular "Ancient Greek Maid" cut.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Give me the spikes, bangs, and ponytail headband all at once.

He looks like that little girl from stranger things

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Most fashionable mushroom I've ever seen.

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