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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 135 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Who was president when Israel ramped up their killing of Palestinians?

Answer: brandon

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago (3 children)

oh my goddess that image is jumpscare material

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago (6 children)
[–] roux@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

When did we get a biblically correct Joe Biden?

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

I recall a former Israeli (diplomat?) who actually said that not once did Biden ever tell them 'ceasefire now' (he was boasting about it as a positive)

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[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 100 points 7 months ago (2 children)

implying that the other side doesn't have nazis

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 78 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No no, they're not nazis, they're just making the hard decisions and doing what's grimly necessary to protect the Nation from enemies and ah fuck

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 69 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Unless they larp with swastikas and Hitler salutes, Americans cannot identify Nazis. They talk to their 50-year-old Democrat neighbor who is pro-cop, against "race mixing", and anti-union and so long this neighbor is friendly they think, "oh that's just a different generation".

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I am reminded of a Robert Fedvans Behind the Bastards episode I listened to many years ago about "the little nazis: the nice, reasonable people who made the Holocaust possible."

In the context at the time, I made the connection that this was a dire warning about how conservatives were perfectly capable of doing a genocide here. And the way a lot of radlibs took it, too.

But then liberals did genocide in Palestine, and it turns out that episode, while probably not intended to be about liberals, describes them too.

That saying about if you sit at a table and one Nazi sits down and nobody beats his ass, you don't have one Nazi, you have 10 applies here too. The liberals defend their genocidal fellow party members, and in so doing damn themselves. The Democratic Party is the party of genocide.

idk where I'm going with this, it's a set of disconnected sentences that have some connection I'm too tired to articulate right now.

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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 95 points 7 months ago (2 children)

One side IS Nazis, the other is happy to help them.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

Look, sweetie, how else do you expect to work with the other side of the aisle if you don’t compromise with the Nazis and give them some of what they want? Demonstrating that respecting the standards and norms of DC upholds democracy will sway the Nazis, because obviously everyone sees centrist liberals as the moral arbiters for all politics.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One side is fascists eager to put us all into camps and the other side is fascists pretending to be moderate Adults In the Room building the camps for the other fascists to put us into when they inevitably lose an election once "we're marginally better than the other guys" stops motivating people to vote for them

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[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 81 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

Average US election be like

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I prefer the technical playing style of Chef Hitler

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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 78 points 7 months ago (2 children)

“It’s only fascism if it’s happening to me”

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 57 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I mean... Yeah? Fascism was only a horrific, unspeakable, crime when it was done to Europeans. Gringos were totally fine with it, when it was colonialism imposed on the global south.

The Nazi's great sin wasn't that they did all that stuff. It's that they did it to white people

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

Then they came for me, and it was the worst and most unexpected thing that had ever happened to anybody

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 67 points 7 months ago (1 children)

*inhales*

BOTH SIDES HAVE NAZIS! LIKE, REAL NAZIS!

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 51 points 7 months ago

BOTH SIDES HAVE NAZIS! LIKE, REAL NAZIS!

knight-nod

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago (4 children)

From the thread

One side also has actual pedophiles out in the open

billdawg

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 63 points 7 months ago (6 children)

The genocide began under Biden; saying 'the other side has nazis, like, real nazis' when the genocide started and was maintained (with full support) under Biden makes it obvious both sides are functionally the same.

I pointed this out before, but when Trump was president people went up to the border camps demanding an end to the horrific practices being committed against the people there, but when Biden won, they all dispersed in a week even though the camps didn't get shut down.

Libs saying that if Kamala had won that they'd all be out to brunch is just revealing they didn't give a damn about what's being done to people in Gaza; the genocide wouldn't have ended under her, but as far as they're concerned everything would now be right with the world; blue genocide > red genocide.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, when libs say "Nazi" they aren't referring to people who are actively supporting if not perpetrating a genocide. They mean people who LARP as WW2 nazis and maybe people like nick fuentes if they feel spicy.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Except Ukrainian soldiers with nazi tatoos and patches and uniforms, they are totally democratic defenders of freedom.

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 61 points 7 months ago

Correct, one side has nazis and the other side also has nazis, what's your point?

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago (6 children)

What's up with this comic anyway? It's on the front page of reddit all the time but never appears to have any jokes?

[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

The joke is that people who I don't like are bad, and also cats, occasionally. Typical millennial "humour". The reason why you see it on reddit logo is bots, probably. No one likes these comics, not even redditors.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 39 points 7 months ago

Even the name of the comic reeks of millennial humor. "Teehee, I eat a lot of pizza and cake because making food that isn't pre-prepared requires adulting, and also lol so random. I need an adult to help me adult adultily while I pet le heckin' lolcats."

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Pizzacake says boilerplate liberal shit and does porn. Like I don't want to be crass but that's it. She does liberal political cartoons and she's an attractive woman that gets naked.

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[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago

Liberal arguments and analyses are just completely devoid of any substance whatsoever. Leftists can write thousand page tomes on electoralism but the most liberals can muster are hypothetical comics where they epicly own the gommulists and middle school-level novels where the author confirms their worldview. Modern Amerikkkan liberals are so politically illiterate I doubt they could even name a single notable liberal thinker (BrooklynDad doesn’t count).

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One side has moderate Nazis and the other side has unrepentant Nazis. Who do you vote for? barbara-pit

[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Democrats share the same beliefs as republicans, they just think that republicans are "too rude" about it.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 55 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

But when I say China is the lesser evil and should replace the US as the global superpower they get mad. 🤔

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lesser evil has rules you know, you can only apply that logic in certain situations. Also did you notice that China is bad? So the lesser evil argument is void.

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[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

THERE IS ONLY ONE SIDE IN YOUR SHITHEAD POLITICS AMERICAN matt-jokerfied

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

i'm still not voting for genocide joe

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

Israel's genocide has full bipartisan support.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

I don't not vote, I vote PSL ;)

(Tho to libs they're basically the same thing)

[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Notice how the gal on the left is calm and collected chad, while lady on the right is a screaming soyjak. That's my take on this comic.

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[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

...They're not talking about Ukraine?

[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They stopped caring about Ukraine, like, a long time ago. It's "Drumpf" this and "KHAMAAAAAAAS" that.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Ukraine doesn't have Nazis, that's Russian propaganda!

They're only have those swastikas because Russia made them get them because Russia hates Nazis, so they're just pretending to be Nazis!

Well, Russia has Nazis in their army too, so it's okay for Ukraine to have Nazis in their army!

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

One side has nazis, the other has nazi collaborators and nazi enablers

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[–] trompete@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

Do they think Liberal Hitler can defeat Mechahitler? I wouldn't bet on it. Stop feeding babies to Liberal Hitler to make him stronger you ghouls.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"It's over, I have already depicted you as being smug about not being a genocide supporter, and myself as hopelessly lost in the sauce."

No but for real there are some feelings that went into this depiction

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The point of view expressed here is dumb. Also the comic is bad. It could have just been a written declarative sentence. There is no reason to add graphics to this if you arent using them for anything.

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[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

I'd ask why didn't Biden on his way out dismantle ICE and defund the CBP which would have made Trump's job harder having to recruit and train replacements but then again that's expecting average liberals to remember past election cycles.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One side has nazis, like actual nazis.

So why was the “left” too busy quaking in their boots out of fear of alienating them instead of trying to find ways to restrict their vote?

Yes, they’re a threat. So stop them from voting at the very least. I don’t care how popular it is, if policies do not conform to empirical evidence, don’t do it.

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[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Blond girl is so me coded fr. Same energy. I'm done with the fucking idiot liberals who couldn't even win the election because of their abysmal dogshit politics. You lost to Trump twice. At this point have some shame and humility.

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[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

You see if you vote for the group thats willing to work for the Nazis instead of the Nazis, you have defeated the Nazis.

speech-r atlantic-council

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