this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2025
358 points (95.9% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

34282 readers
3258 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 32 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 108 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pregnant and post-pregnant

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's definitely midgnant

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mpreg is really getting popular eh

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

good thing we made mpreg real, eh luigi?

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Actually in order (assuming the second is a person holding a child they themselves birthed): antepartum, prepartum, and peripartum.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So I need to give my seat to:

  • People with permanent erections.
  • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
  • The pregnant.
  • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 27 points 3 weeks ago

Just because the person with 2 injured arms is on the train, it doesn't mean I'm obliged to perform his mother's duties.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

😂

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you think he injured his arm?

He injured it on his massive erection 😢

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! :D

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago
  1. Get erect.
  2. Get mounted.
  3. Get preggo.
  4. Give birth.
[–] stinerman@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Old age and piles, bad ending

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because it's an edited "haha sex" boomer meme

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why is Kevin Hart on that persons lap? -The Rock (probably)

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looking at the texture of the ink, I'm pretty sure this copy of the pic has been edited to add the pregnant belly to the last one.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Not sure how you can see the texture of anything under all that jpeg deep frying.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Epstein Air

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.