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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 81 points 8 months ago

It's dangerous to hide small plastic capsules in candy ..... but it's perfectly Ok for anyone to buy an assault rifle.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

just be happy there’s no assault rifle in the capsule

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 8 months ago

What do you mean? It's my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It won't fit. But bullets would.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'd eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago
[-] sour@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

from: beanbag america

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

The food code should probably just be amended. It pretty generically says that you can’t have “nonnutritive” stuff inside of it, unless that stuff is safe to consume. That’s a pretty reasonable thing, but it should probably be tweaked for nonnutritive stuff that is easy to spot and less likely to be mistaken for food.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

Yep. It's the same law keeping sawdust out of food that is also banning kinder eggs.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

law keeping sawdust out of food

Grated parmesan has entered the chat.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

Americans are so stupid these would kill more kids than school shooters if they were legal.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

We all assume people are at least as smart as we think we are but honestly they aren't. It's scary how many stupid people there are even if you are at the lower part of the average. Millions... It's always the lowest common denominator that the world ends up being built for it seems and that means it's not required for millions above that...

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago

Here in the UK, those yellow capsules are often recycled to use for concealing drugs in your anus. Happy Halloween!

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 17 points 8 months ago

Here in Germany they are often recycled to carry shock blankets or safety gloves inside of travelling backpacks... so yeah...

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

There is no way you can cram a space blanket into a kinder egg.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Out of the brown substance it was found, and to the brown stuff it shall return.

[-] aelwero@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Triggered...

That chocolate is awesome, it's stupid AF for it to be illegal in the US.

I may or may not have been busted by customs carrying several dozen of these, and may or may not have not been caught a few other times...

[-] netburnr@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

They are now in the US they just took the toy away so american children don't choke

[-] Manzas 13 points 8 months ago

They were too fat to see the capsule

[-] aelwero@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

No... what we got has toys, it's just in a split clamshell kinda deal, with a toy in one half, and a Nutella like paste in the other half with a little malt ball in it. It's crap and I hate it :)

The split pack "freedom" version is called kinder joy, as opposed to kinder surprise.

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

They really should have called it kinder freedom.

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

That really would have been delicious.

[-] Enekk@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Interestingly, they were designed for warmer environments where Kinder eggs would melt. The fact that they circumvented the weird US restrictions was a side effect.

[-] netburnr@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Fuck man, I didn't realize it was that bad of a remake.

My ex Gf back into the day got pulled aside at Dulles Airport for having two boxes of Kinder Eggs. Better makes sure Noone enjoys life

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Which is funny because that version adds more choking hazards. As there is the small plastic spoon and the toy is more easy accesible to a kid.

That said the side of the toy+ spoon can be separated by a parent and kept away and give them just the Nutella side and give them a proper spoon that they probably won't choke on.

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Hold on, if there is one thing that isn't awesome is the chocolate. The toy is amazing, the chocolate trigger childhood memories. But it's really bad chocolate.

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago

The surprise is DEATH!

[-] wiikifox@pawb.social 8 points 8 months ago

How can you possibly choke with something that big? Yeah you can but it would need to enter in a very specific angle right?

[-] nomecks@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

There's smaller parts inside the capsule. Ravenous American children aren't allowed to have them.

[-] wiikifox@pawb.social 2 points 8 months ago

Well, to choke on the toys inside you have to open it, clearly differencing it from the food. If that's dangerous then kids shouldn't have toys at all.

[-] nyoooom@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Tbf you shouldn't give toys with small parts to small children in general, they just like to put anything and everything in their little demonic mouth

[-] babypigeon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Our love affair with eating starts early. And sometimes it ends early, too.

[-] Anestoh@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

People act like America had some sort of campaign against Kinder Eggs when it just violated a blanket "you can't put non-food things inside food" rule.

And Europe HAS lost children to them so I don't know why that became an American thing.

[-] dewritoninja@pawb.social 4 points 8 months ago

How many children have died to school shootings the last 10 years compated to children dying due to kinder eggs

[-] Anestoh@lemm.ee -2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Bro what does that have to do with anything. All I'm saying is no one banned Kinder Eggs, they just fell under existing rules.

Like I know you're trying to pin this as a wrong priorities thing but FDA regulations are not the fight here.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I only found one article about a 3yr french girl that died because of the kinder toy. Are there more cases?

Anyway, poor girl

[-] verysoft@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Imagining some kid just downing the entire egg now

[-] faceless@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

In America they separated the toy from the chocolate because kids were choking on it

[-] nyoooom@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

EU kids > US kids

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 3 points 8 months ago

"Illegal in the USA"

Or so I was told...

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Yes. They swallow everything whole.

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